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Taako somehow end up back on the Plane of Thought, visiting with and old friend, who is now a college student surviving solely on microwave meals and sheer will. Taako helps him get his food situation in order.
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Taako does a cooking show and is greeted by a fan afterwards with the same name as a friend from long ago. Pre-The Adventure Zone.
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" Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.
But then the human had done something outrageous.
Then the human had smiled. "
In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.
In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.
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18 Dec 2021
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Martin is the proprietor and manager of a very discrete and fairly exclusive brothel situated between Belgravia and Chelsea. Blackwood House excels at special requests and pleasing any client.
Except for Jon, who probably has never been pleased a day in his entire life.
Despite that, he still comes back. It eventually begs the question: how do you solve a problem like Jon Sims?
25/9/2020: now with epilogue
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19 Aug 2020
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Martin knew the Magnus Theatre was definitely haunted. They were one of the oldest venues on the West End, and had been host to a number of curious and ill-fated productions. There’d been stage accidents, suicides, natural deaths and the one still-unsolved murder from the 1920s. Sure, all theatres are haunted. But they weren’t this haunted.
Jon Sims is the freshly appointed Stage Manager of the Magnus Theatre. Martin is a stagehand with a desperate crush on him. Ghostly shenanigans ensue.
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17 Aug 2020
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Martin's chest is both important to his sexuality and a major source of dysphoria. Currently his solution to this involves sleazy anonymous chat rooms and a lot of crying. His new online play partner may help change that.
In the meanwhile, Martin's futile crush on his boss continues unabated.
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- Part 1 of the only one in my skin
- Part 6 of the_ragnarok's kink community aus
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11 Aug 2020
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Emergency First Aid in the Pocket Workshop by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
17 Dec 2016
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You are the goddamn king of suffering.
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Magnus and Merle tend to Taako after his run in with some bad luck. His inner monologue goes a walking.
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15 Jan 2018