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    “Fret not, honeybun.” Gideon shook her red hair out of her eyes, belligerent. “I’m not totally sold on your whole skepticism thing.”
    “Well,” Harrow said, ignoring the nickname. She turned to the rest of the room, clearing her throat politely before addressing the empty air. “Ghosts, if you’re real, give us a sign. Make a noise. Move something. Send a shiver down our backs. Whisper softly into Nav’s left ear—”
    “I seriously fucking hate you.”

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    (Casual sex and paranormal investigation. Not necessarily in that order.)

    (or: the Buzzfeed Unsolved AU in which Gideon is ready to fight a ghost, and Harrow just wants to be haunted.)

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    "You’re a virgin,” Gideon said, testing it out. "Huh."

    Harrow didn’t like the sound of that huh. She knew Gideon’s noises, and that was a thoughtful, sinister huh. That was the same huh she’d made before putting canned tuna in Crux’s work boots.

    Her eyes narrowed. “What.”

    Gideon cocked her head to the side. “Is there a reason you’re waiting?” There was no judgement in the question— only genuine curiosity.

    Perhaps it was this that made Harrow more inclined to answer. “I don’t have the time to look for someone new,” She shrugged. “And my available pool is… somewhat limited.”

    “Well,” Gideon said, with just a hint of conspiracy in those glittering golden eyes. “If you ever want to change that, you have my number.”

    What? What?

    Harrow blinked. “What?”

    Or: the five times Gideon and Harrow successfully bone, and the one time they don't.

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    He found himself wanting to be their friend too. So he ignored the part of his heart that swelled anytime Nancy held his hand too tightly or Steve smiled at him too long.

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    27 Apr 2019

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    stop whatever you’re doing and read this

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    sender: [email protected]
    recipient: [email protected]
    subject: Today’s Meeting

    Granger –

    Attached is the dry-cleaning bill for the shirt you ruined when you threw your tea at it. I’m not sure if you noticed, but I happened to be wearing the shirt at the time. You are lucky it was cold. Pay the bill and I won’t sue you for assault.

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    Thomas Marvolo Riddle
    CEO of Walpurgis Corporate

     

    sender: [email protected]
    recipient: [email protected]
    subject: re: Today’s Meeting

    Riddle –

    I did notice, because unlike you, I can identify when something is being inhabited, you forest-destroying monster.

    You do not require a dry cleaner to get herbal tea out of a shirt. The shirt was black, the tea was camomile, and you have no grounds on which to stand nor sue. Your company, however, WILL be exposed for the havoc it is wreaking upon our natural world.

    Sincerely,
    Hermione Jean Granger
    CEO of Not being a Twat

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    06 Dec 2018

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    subject: Delicious Content (That Dialogue Though)

  5. Rec 23

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    Simon changed the group name to gay fucks

    gay fucks, Tues, 8:22PM

    Nick: im not gay

    Leah: yet

    Nick: what

    (In which a groupchat is made, some things are said, and Nick is Not Gay)

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    09 Aug 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hilarious excellence???? in this fic???? it’s more likely than you think.