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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    He clears his throat. “As sound as your reasoning may be, this is going to go awry. I can feel it. A knight’s instinct is seldom incorrect.”

    “Oh my godddduh!” she groans. In true ghost fashion, her body ripples with frustration. Soulvester watches her fly over, then yelps as she swivels his chair right around.

    “Soulvester Boolynsky, you’re tall, dark, and friggin’ handsome. You’ve got berry boy head over heels, everyone can see it, and you’re driving us all crazy with this endless pining. Go out there, bend a knee, and ask to dance before he thinks you hate him.

    Aggressive-affectionate scolding is a delicate art, mastered only by older sisters in times of need. Equal parts moved and scared for his life, Soulvester relents. “Is that an order?”

    “Sure, whatever. I’m the lawful-good commander in charge of your squadron, and I’m forcing you to talk to your stupid boyfriend. If you don’t, the world explodes.”

    “Not my boyfriend,” Soulvester insists, “But very well.”

    With a lot of encouragement, Soulvester asks Sprout out on a dance.

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    15 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Sprout’s knees hit the floor. For a wonderful moment, Soulvester feels like god.

    Soulvester, Sprout, and the end of the world.

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    15 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    You and Harlequin have a very normal, non-dramatic, perfectly mundane conversation around Valentine’s Day.


    (Based off of Destinysquared’s fic, Of Harlequins and Jalapeños!)

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    28 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    You knew they were not entirely humans, but you never pried further out of respect of their boundaries.
    Tonight, after Jester dropped him at your place after yet again another fight with Pierrot, Harlequin removes his hat, showing you what lies underneath.

    You waste no time, rewarding him with a sane dose of appreciation for trusting you with his hidden features.

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    28 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Your chest heavies into your stomach once Harlequin’s emotions completely wipe from his mask. Those bright eyes keep on you with little intensity. His mouthline almost disappears. His claws begin to crack the glass.

    “Drink.” It’s a low growl.

    (Series and canon game is 18+. Viewer discretion is advised)

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    23 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gugy. Gugguuu.... Harlequinn 🤤 🤤 🤤