phantombird

Yellow, black and white bird, with mask-type markings on its face



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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Link seeks his memories and mourns his death. In the heart of the Calamity, Zelda holds strong, and waits for him.

    An exploration of grief that takes place during and immediately after the events of BotW.

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    29 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    Let's Have Sex! is a series of stories of Princess Zelda and Sir Link as they navigate their communication issues and a mutually gratifying sexual relationship with the reconstruction of Hyrule in the background. They exchange sexual fantasies, talk at length about their kinks and quirks, and ultimately graduate from cohabiting to sharing a deep romantic connection.

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    10 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Princess Zelda has a half-lovely half-estranged relationship with Sir Link, with whom she has cohabited for several years. He is kind and stalwart and dependable, but she senses that he never tells her his true thoughts. She is no better.

    In the hope of improving their communicative style, Princess Zelda volunteers shock therapy: let’s have sex!

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    07 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 52

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    The Siren of Eventide Island is a legend that pirates and sailors tell each other. They say she lures sailors to their doom, and that men who follow her voice never come back.

    Link’s always been fascinated by the story. He feels the pull towards her island, even though he’s never heard her song. One day he sees her through his spyglass, and the image of her silhouette in the afternoon sun is burned into his brain like a brand.

    She pulls him out to sea, and he goes willingly.

    .....

    He walks forward, taking another step, and then another, until the blade of her knife brushes against the cloth of his shirt.

    “Go ahead,” he says, lifting an eyebrow. He watches the graceful lines of her throat contract as she swallows. She looks down at the silver blade in her hands, then meets his gaze again, defiance burning behind her eyes.

    “Why did you come here?”

    He shrugs one shoulder.

    “Curiosity.”

    The word is wholly inadequate to describe the force that had drawn him here.

    “You would throw your life away so easily?”

    “It isn’t worth much.”

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    04 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    literally just zelda and link being stupid teenagers

    Language:
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    29 Mar 2025