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“I’m thinking of ending things.”
James pressed his lips together hard as he fought the urge to suck in a breath at the words. He instinctively reached for his binder of prepared materials and began to flip through it as if it would have the answer, rustling the pages frantically as he did.
“Hello?”
James flinched. “Um, hi, yes sorry it’s uh-- it’s my first day.”
A pause. Then, dry as a bone: “Brilliant. You’d think they’d at least train you to tell people not to kill themselves before handing you a phone.”
James froze, then panicked. “Oh God-- you’re right, I mean, of course-- I didn’t-- oh, shit, I just--”
James’s rambling was interrupted by a quiet sound, over so quickly he almost missed it.
The caller had laughed.
At him.
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A muggle college AU where James is a Psychology student who starts working at a crisis center. His first caller is dry, guarded, and somehow familiar, despite being a perfect stranger. Night after night their conversations continue, blurring all the lines between them, until the caller finally makes a choice that changes both their lives forever.
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06 Feb 2026
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Harry walks in on Draco putting on lipstick. Things progress.
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25 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy Hacks the Ministry And Messes With Harry Potter (and other less fun and more serious happenings) by bafflinghaze
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2018
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Harry Potter knows Malfoy is up to something. But he just can’t prove it, because the slippery smarmy Slytherin leaves no traces, and seems to take all of Harry’s interrogations as invitations to kiss.
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09 Sep 2025
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Good Night From Your Future Husband by House_of_Shells
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2023
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Draco tình cờ gửi cho Harry một bức thư cầu hôn khi say xỉn. Harry phản hồi lại.
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30 Aug 2025
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Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
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23 Aug 2025