9 Bookmarks by phasmatodeus
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“I’m thinking of ending things.”
James pressed his lips together hard as he fought the urge to suck in a breath at the words. He instinctively reached for his binder of prepared materials and began to flip through it as if it would have the answer, rustling the pages frantically as he did.
“Hello?”
James flinched. “Um, hi, yes sorry it’s uh-- it’s my first day.”
A pause. Then, dry as a bone: “Brilliant. You’d think they’d at least train you to tell people not to kill themselves before handing you a phone.”
James froze, then panicked. “Oh God-- you’re right, I mean, of course-- I didn’t-- oh, shit, I just--”
James’s rambling was interrupted by a quiet sound, over so quickly he almost missed it.
The caller had laughed.
At him.
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A muggle college AU where James is a Psychology student who starts working at a crisis center. His first caller is dry, guarded, and somehow familiar, despite being a perfect stranger. Night after night their conversations continue, blurring all the lines between them, until the caller finally makes a choice that changes both their lives forever.
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06 Feb 2026
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Harry walks in on Draco putting on lipstick. Things progress.
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25 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy Hacks the Ministry And Messes With Harry Potter (and other less fun and more serious happenings) by bafflinghaze
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2018
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Harry Potter knows Malfoy is up to something. But he just can’t prove it, because the slippery smarmy Slytherin leaves no traces, and seems to take all of Harry’s interrogations as invitations to kiss.
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09 Sep 2025
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Good Night From Your Future Husband by House_of_Shells
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2023
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Draco tình cờ gửi cho Harry một bức thư cầu hôn khi say xỉn. Harry phản hồi lại.
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- Part 1 of GallaPladicia works translation
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30 Aug 2025
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Harry felt Malfoy's breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory.
Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy.Malfoy felt inevitable.
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- 3/3
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23 Aug 2025
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hello goodbye ('twas nice to know you) by tamerofdarkstars
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2015
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Draco Malfoy thinks he might know whose thoughts are scrawling themselves on his skin, but that's crazy. Impossible, even. It has to be a mistake.
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Self-indulgent soulmate AU where the thoughts of your soulmate inscribe themselves on your skin in a shifting magic tattooSeries
- Part 2 of HP Soulmate AU
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15 Aug 2025
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In which one wizard designs and another reluctantly patronises a magical matchmaking service, amidst the chaos of children and parenting.
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07 Aug 2025
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Good to Me (And I'd Be So Good to You) by AWickedMemory (TeddyLaCroix)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2014
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Everyone returns to Hogwarts after the war, but nothing is quite the same. Harry's groupies are creepier than ever, Ron and Hermione are snogging all over the place, and the once-proud Draco is shuffling around like a kicked puppy. But that's okay: Harry's got a plan.
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D&H walking through Hogwarts by bafflinghaze (22/02/2017)Translations:
- Read in Bahasa Indonesia here or here by akira-tm/neko chuudoku! (30/03/2015)
- Read in Русский by they_want_some_juice! (31/07/2020)
- Read in 한글 by 현 (hyun)! (16/02/2024)
- Translations to Português brasileiro, 中文, Türkçe, and Español in the notes. Thank you so much, everyone!
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31 Jul 2025
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Draco has worked hard to gain a reputation as an unbiased reporter for the Prophet.
He never imagined this would lead to Harry Potter offering him a job, or how much accepting said job would change his life.
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"I've had an idea," Harry said, "You were there that night, at Greengrass Moor, when I …" he trailed off looking embarrassed."When you told everyone they ought to be fucking grateful and leave you the hell alone? Yes, it's one of my fondest memories." Draco wasn't trying to annoy, it was true, and the image of Potter swearing at Draco's idiot, fame-whore of a boss was something that never failed to make him smile.
Harry flushed, "I didn't mean it, not in the way it came out, and certainly I didn't mean to shout it at the editor of the Prophet."
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24 Jul 2025