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You get assaulted by a Tinder date in the alley by your apartment. But, you’re saved by an enormous, rabid beast. (Un)Fortunately for you, you discover that it is actually your hot neighbor, Captain John Price, and all he wants is your submission. A comedy of (t)errors!
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- Part 23 of Gauntlet (Kinktober 2023)
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17 Feb 2026
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When you finally untangle yourself from the leash snaked around your ankles and get a grip, you’re met with a man.
He is, without exaggeration or hyperbole, the most handsome man you have ever seen. And you mean man in the truest sense of the word, like something out of a Clint Eastwood film or 80s softcore porn or your own primordial, cavewoman fantasies. He clears six feet, easy. Dark hair and even darker eyes, thick with muscle and a light sheen of sunburn. He has no shirt on. God. Aren’t there public indecency laws to prevent this sort of thing?
Of course he doesn’t have a shirt on, your intellect screams at your libido. You’re at the fucking beach.
This does not bode well for you.
It’s not until you drag your eyes away from the thickness of his beard—the slightest bit of silver is coming in at his chin—that you notice a child clinging to his legs, a little girl wearing a bright yellow swimsuit and carrying a plastic shovel.
or: A New England summer with a man from across the pond.
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16 Feb 2026
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It doesn't take long to settle into the rhythm of your new summer job.
Or: the babysitter x single dad au
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15 Feb 2026
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There's someone outside the spacecraft. You don't remember them being part of the crew.
Or: the scifi horror au
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14 Feb 2026
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She's a -take no shit- ball of sunshine and he's a -brooding is a personality- tortured swordsman. Between the two of them they have enough baggage to fill the hull of a large ship and more hatred for the Thalmor than the entire stormcloak army. Will they ever heal the traumatized hearts or will they fall to the fires of despair and be poisoned by their past?
Oh, and there's dragons.
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13 Feb 2026