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- South Park (6)
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“So Wendy’s stuck in South Park all weekend, she already asked Stan for a break, and you just sent her a DVD with him and Cartman, of all people, insulting her with a song,” Kenny summarizes.
With a slow nod, Kyle says, “Okay, that’s definitely… bad.”
After a misunderstanding, Stan accidentally sends Wendy a video that would result in her dumping him for good. Desperate to keep his relationship afloat, he and his friends embark on a weekend-long road trip to retrieve the DVD and save his relationship. They may end up mending a few others along the way.
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On a bright summer day, Kyle wears a hat. Stan wants to know why.
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Kenny rolls his eyes. “Hey, I’m just saying—I’ve watched enough rom-coms with Karen to know that if someone’s offering to teach you something, that’s like, their weird way of trying to flirt with you.”
“Or maybe they’re just being nice and Nora Ephron is starting to fry your brain.”
Or: Kyle offers Stan a lesson on how to drive a stick shift car. Kyle is a terrible instructor and Stan’s hopelessly in love with him.
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Kyle's favorite part of working at Stotch Candy Company are the times when he gets to leave at 5 p.m. That is, until Stan Marsh joins the company, and their unexpected friendship makes him question the strict boundaries he adheres to in the workplace.
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Stan comes out as bisexual and Kyle thinks that's great, spectacular even! But for some reason, he can’t stop thinking about it: Stan, guys, and the fact that he’s open to dating them.
The constant dreams Kyle starts having after this revelation don’t help either.
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When Stan’s eyes focus again, it’s because Kenny is pulling him to his feet. Stan dares to peek in the direction of the grave, fearing something unspoken, but there’s nothing there. It’s been packed fresh, as flat as Kenny could possibly make it. There’s supposed to be rainfall tonight, which means the mound of dirt will sink, and everyone will be none the wiser. Kenny’s perfect plan. Stan stumbles beside him in the stillness, and for one long moment, he feels akin to the dead surrounding them.
A third body along for the ride.
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- Part 7 of flickers of dusk
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28 Aug 2025
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So Artemis Crock is a princess now, apparently. (A Princess Diaries AU.)
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“…Bad at sex. God, really?”
Kyle pops another Hershey’s kiss into his mouth and clicks out of his Netflix account’s Recently Watched, resorting to a scroll through what’s apparently trending right now. All of it looks pretty lame. “Well,” he starts, skimming the summary for Grey’s Anatomy, “are you?”
“Am I what?” Asks Stan. His long, black-polished fingernails pick at a thread loose from his sock.
“Bad at sex.”
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05 Feb 2025
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2am Knows All Secrets [[REVISION]] by Unbreakable_Red_Riot
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Nov 2024
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... It wasn't that he was annoyed.
Okay, maybe he was a bit annoyed, but that was just the lack of sleep talking. Because a certain explosive punk thought it was a good idea to test the flammability of his sheets at two in the morning. Every single morning.
In which Bakugou's quirk wakes Kirishima up, and Kirishima gets way too invested in his bro's well-being.
[[This is a rewrite of the original fic!]]
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Sometimes You Only Get One Chance (But Sometimes You Get Two) by jinkandtherebels
Fandoms: Naruto
06 Dec 2015
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Shisui, you see, is a big believer in True Love. Specifically the part about it Conquering All (Including Scary-Ass Fathers). (Say Anything fusion)
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- Part 1 of second chance 'verse
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04 Oct 2024