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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Dirk's a boy, Hal's an android shark. This is a joke that went too far.

    Dirk isn't relaxed, even when on vacation, but Hal decides to push him into a slightly questionable zone to help him out with his problem.

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    02 Sep 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Logic doesn't exist if you don't add it into your world. Why does nothing make sense? Dirk's trying to find the answer to that in this situation he's found himself in.

    Hey, how did he get here anyway?

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    02 Sep 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 86

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    pertinent information: despite tags, not meant to be unhappy (or to glorify the squick factor!) has a sorta-happy ending. god tiers can only die just or heroic deaths.

    can be read as a companion piece to "every borrowed hour".

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    28 Aug 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Dirk's never built a sexbot in his life. He's never needed to. He's got Brobot.

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    27 Aug 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm spexy (space sexy)

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    17 Jul 2017