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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “I’ve seen it, Eds, ever since the clown, you’ve really taken control of your life and…I mean, I’m proud of you, yeah? It’s totally cool the way you stick up to her now.”

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    In which Eddie turns to Richie after an(other) argument with his mom, and it turns out Richie is better at comfort than he thought.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    “My wise one, are you trying to seduce me with your divine charms?” He leaned back, his calloused hand cupping William’s cheek, thumb brushing over the soft skin. The touch was tender, but Michael’s breath hitched into a whine when William leaned into it.

    “Seduce you? Oh, my brave paladin, as if I need to try,” William teased, tilting his head with feigned innocence, even as his cheeks hollowed around Michael’s fingers, his tongue circling them in slow, torturous swirls. Michael was transfixed. With a loud, lewd pop, William looked him over, eyes lingering on the mouth-watering trail of hairs down his navel to the equally salivating bulge straining his trousers, then said, “Look at you. I have yet to let you kiss me, and you’re already powerless.” To add to his teasing, he raised both of his hands,shrugging, “Not a book of spells in sight.”

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Then, in the most obvious way possible, his eyes rake over Will’s figure, lingering on the way his shirt hugs his stomach, and over the muscles in Will’s arms.

    And then, to Mike’s absolute mortification, his younger-self flushes, cheeks growing impossibly red and eyes darting to the floor. Not in an obvious manner either, because Will immediately levels Mike with a questioning stare and a teasing smile which makes him want to crawl into a hole and die.

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    Post s2 Mike and Will travel to the future. It ends dramatically.

    Part of a writing challenge tackling specific issues in the 1980s, check chapter 1 notes for more details.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “Mike?”

    “Yeah, sorry I uh- I mean no.” He stutters, trying to force the words out.

    “What?” Will looks down at him, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

    “No.”

    “What do you mean no?” Will asks, his expression changing from confusion to something that almost looks like shock.

    “I- sorry, yeah I’ll- I’ll help.” He replies, shaking his head, in disbelief that he couldn't even last ten seconds before immediately caving and doing as Will asked.

    “Wow.” Max scoffs in amusement, clapping her hands dramatically. “Look at that Wheeler, you almost did it, you almost said no to Will. Very proud.” She sarcastically praises.

     

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    Max makes fun of Mike for doing whatever Will wants so Mike tries to prove her wrong but fails miserably.
    Will finds it funny and tests just how much Mike is willing to do for him, the answer is a lot.

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    09 Feb 2026