16 Works by predictaslash
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"What are you even wearing.” To be clear, Stiles knows what he’s seeing, he just can’t believe it. Han Solo’s handsome face and Han Shot First all on a shirt that Peter Hale, murderwolf extraordinaire, is wearing. To a midnight premiere. Of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Peter looks down at his shirt and frowns. “I know. It’s not technically accurate because Han was actually the only person who shot at all. But that’s a bit much to put on a shirt.” At this point, Peter reaches over him to grab the Cherry Coke sitting in his armrest, takes a sip, and puts it back, arm brushing ever so slightly against Stiles’s chest as he draws it back.
Alternate Title: Stiles and Peter Go To See a Star War.
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"It takes them about two weeks to even realize Peter is missing."
In which Peter's voice is stolen and Stiles has terrible bedside manner.
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There’s a pause and Stiles just stares back at Mr. Hale, who stares at him expectantly. There’s a whole lot of staring going on. “I’m sorry, was there a question in there somewhere or are you just letting your insults sink in?”
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“You know,” he begins casually, as if he’s just informing Peter of the weather. “Humans are soft and squishy and delicate. As much as I try to keep up with everything going on in the hellhole that is Beacon Hills, I can’t. I trip, I fall, I get impaled. On occasion, I get tortured.” He sees the shift in Peter’s facial expression that indicates that he’s caught on. He grabs the hem of his shirt and hesitates just a bit--he expects Peter to pounce on him here, to see his unsurety and use it to hurt him.
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“Well. There was that time I set you on fire and then you died.” Peter’s eyes flash a little and he breathes in and out like he’s trying not to jump across the table and murder Stiles. “If you’d only had a gun. Not that it would help. You can’t shoot one anyway.”
“Would you like to place a wager on that?”
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“Danny really scraped the bottom of the barrel for this one.”
“I can see that.” Peter has on the deepest v-neck sweater that Stiles has ever seen. It’s obscene. It’s NSFW. It’s public indecency.
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"Until recently, Stiles never really understood the people who get married to serial killers in prison. Now, it’s a little too close to home."
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“Yeah, let’s do it. Isn’t that what you were just talking about?” His belt drops to the floor with a clang. He puts his hands on his hips and gives Peter an expectant look. “Well? Why aren’t you getting naked?”
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“Well, we can go explain that sometimes mommies and daddies fight over being enthralled by women with beaks, but it doesn’t mean that they don’t love each other after we burn the body.”
In which Stiles doesn't let anyone take what is his.
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“Wait a second. Oh my god. Oh MY God. You actually brought me to Make-Out Point. One of my deputies is going to be here any minute for her rounds. Are you trying to get me impeached?”
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"Everyone knows Peter Hale is the weird guy who works at the public library and talks to himself and is generally to be avoided."
A series of short chapters in the same universe where Peter Hale is a human librarian and Stiles needs lots of help. Lots and lots of help.
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"At that moment, Stiles remembers that he's 147 lbs of pure, hard werewolf with abs of steel and balls of...also steel? He figures it's his life and it's now or never and he ain't gonna live forever.”
Finally, some smut.
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- Part 3 of I like it here, can I stay.
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But Stiles can’t really savor it as much as he would like mostly because his heart feels like it might start hurting soon. “Oh. OH. You were joking. Me, too, heh. What a jokester I am.”
AKA, An Entirely Too Decent Proposal
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Most of the ways he can even describe how he feels about Peter involve some sort of death comparison. That just can't be healthy.
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- Part 2 of I like it here, can I stay.
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Peter has sat across from Unpronounceable First Name "Stiles" Stilinski for two years.
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When it comes down to it, Scott can't go through with it.
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- Part 1 of I like it here, can I stay.