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  1. Rec 69

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    Arthur Lester has a monster in his cellar. A Beast with six yellow eyes, talons and fangs, and a predatory obsession with making Arthur its next meal - in whatever form that might take.

    Canon divergent in which John gets a human body, but it comes at a price...

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    In this moment, John could feel the electric sting like ants beneath his skin. It spasmed up his vertebrae and pierced gray matter to twist, contort, and crawl down again, latching to muscle fibers that folded in on themselves and turned to the blink of his eye.

    That was where the yellow could not hide. It was the rot in the vitreous humor.

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    Separate bodies won't grant them a normal life.

    The strange behavior of Mrs. Nellie Parrish introduces a new case for John and Arthur. They search for her truth while desperate to tell their own lies: those to themselves, and those to each other.

    (Written for Malevolent Big Bang 2025! Fic is complete upon posting)

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    Parker takes one glance at the clock, struggles to remember the details of the cases they’re working, and takes all of two seconds to decide it’s a fine day to waste.

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    A timeshare in Carcosa.

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  5. Rec 47

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    As they leave the Larson estate and Addison behind, Arthur can't stop thinking about something Yellow had said. Something John had never commented upon.

    [A moment of respite between Part 28 and 29.]

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