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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    [“Oh fuck,” Cliff hears himself say out loud as his brain suggests—something. “Roz and Holl…oh, fuck.”

    Pike goes still for a moment before shoving him, rough and unexpected enough that Cliff nearly overbalances. “Fuck off, Marlow,” Pike snarls, hauling him in by the sweater.

    Cliff ignores it, staring past Pike’s shoulder. “Fucking Christ, fucking—are they—”

    “Shut the fuck up, shut up, shut your fucking mouth, Marlow.”

    “They’re—fuck, fuck, I didn’t mean to, I didn’t—” Cliff finds himself looking at Pike almost pleadingly, a weird helplessness buzzing in his fingertips and toes. “I didn’t kno—”

    “You don’t know shit,” Pike says savagely, physically putting himself between Cliff and the space Hollander used to be. “Shut your fucking mouth, you don’t know anything.”]

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    Cliff Marlow's POV of The Hit and the aftermath, as he starts to put a few things together.

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    25 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 15

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    Coming back from a disastrous dungeon run, Kabru catches a spot of good luck when she finds Laios alone at the tavern. It's the perfect chance to recruit him, but things go a little off-script.

    Takes inspiration from the Reverse Fellows Omake for Dungeon Meshi.

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    03 Dec 2025

  4. Rec 45

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    Kabru decides that Laios needs an heir to secure his line of succession and invites ten ladies to get to know the king. Meanwhile Kabru and Laios maintain their friendship through a game. Kabru POV. Canon compliant unless I forgot something.

     

    It had been three years since Laios had taken the throne, and people were beginning to talk. He needed a line of succession. The sooner, the better. As the first true king in a thousand years, it seemed important that the new system be a traditional one. One that didn't push boundaries and tensions between factions that were already strained. The simplest solution was biological, and for that, Laios needed a bride. Kabru had been the one to argue all of these facts.

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    There wasn’t ever supposed to be an after.

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    Pete wishes for Ray Garraty to live.

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