primordialrat
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Eddie freezes. He’s completely out of his depth. His mind races, trying to remember all of Buck’s symptoms from the last couple of weeks. Dry, itchy skin, a scaly rash, increased appetite and water intake… He rakes through his recent memories, trying to come up with something, anything.
But he’s panicking, and the only answer he can come up with is that Buck’s turning into a fish and he can’t breathe air anymore. He knows how it sounds. But the scales and now what he thinks to be gills? He’s starting to think it’s the only logical conclusion.
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Buck is being plagued by a mysterious illness. Meanwhile, Eddie comes to terms with who he is and what he wants.
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Bucky got hammered and accidentally broke into Captain America's apartment.
It's okay though, he was looking for Sam.
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Wade Wilson and the Multiverse of Motherfucking Madness by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
26 Mar 2026
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There’s a Spider-Man in front of him.
Note the key phrasing: There is a Spider-Man in front of him. Not the Spider-Man. A Spider-Man.
Wade’s an observant guy. He knows that something fishy went down a ways back near the Statue of Liberty, and that something fishy happened as a result. But once they fixed up the Statue of Liberty, everyone moved on from it the way they move on from every freaky thing that happens, so learning much more than that has been harder than finding Blind Al’s hidden stash of cocaine. And Wade is also a busy guy, so unless he has some reason to care, he’s gonna make like his old man and fuck off about it.
This, though, might be a reason to care.
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Three Spider-Men. One Dogpool. An unknown but concerning amount of Deadpools. What could go wrong?
[ETA: The "Spoilers for DP3" tag does not take effect until Chapter 6, for anyone that cares. Just a friendly FYI!]
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22 Aug 2026
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The Sneeze by LowPolyAngel
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jun 2026
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Peter has recently come down with an awful cold. After having his identity revealed in such a horrifyingly embarrassing way, his life is opened up to Deadpool. It is far from what Peter wants, but it is what he needs. Wade gets a look into the life of the man he has idolized for years, becoming more and more shocked by how Peter lives.
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14 Aug 2026
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you seem pretty sad for a boy in a long-term, long-distance, non-monogamous, low-commitment situationship by pookiewookie111
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Aug 2026
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Ilya Rozanov starts taking anti-depressants in the 2015-2016 season. His dick stops working, and that only changes everything.
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06 Aug 2026
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Say it. Out loud. by mrbusinessman (ifyoudo)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Aug 2026
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“It took me a while to piece together, but I think I got it now. And I want you to know that I fully support you. Thinking about it, it actually makes so much sense with how you’ve been acting recently.”
There is a look in Ilya’s eyes Shane has never seen before. He swears he somehow sees both hope and despair at the same time. Ilya opens his mouth to protest, then shuts it again. So Shane softly squeezes his hand and smiles to let him know it’s alright.
“You should’ve just told me you felt so strongly about reducing water usage.”
Ilya Rozanov is a mermaid. Kind of.
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05 Aug 2026
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Shane Hollander woke up early on the morning of the MLH Awards. He went for a run. He had lunch with Hayden Pike. He kissed Ilya Rozanov in a bathroom. He fucked Ilya Rozanov in his hotel room.
Shane Hollander woke up early on the morning of the MLH Awards.
Again. And again. And again.
(Shane relives the 2014 MLH Awards over and over again. Alternative title: Shane Hollander learns to ask for what he wants.)
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21 Jul 2026