probablysomethingstupid
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darling by probablysomethingstupid
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
12 Feb 2026
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Damian is a pediatrician at Gotham General and Nightwing has a habit of accidentally finding patients for him on his patrol. Their most recent admit is stuck to Damian like Velcro and after losing her parents to typical Gotham shenanigans, he is on the verge of pulling a Bruce Wayne and spontaneously adopting an orphan.
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- Part 15 of batfam collection
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“You’ve lost your fucking mind, old man.” He almost laughed. The blink of optimism tucked away in him caught a glimpse at the father he once knew.
Bruce returned his half-laugh, like neither were themselves. “Tell me something I don’t know, Jaybird.”
There it was– concrete proof Bruce was not in control of his faculties. The nickname Jason had had all those years ago– but Bruce hadn’t called him that in ages. Bruce hadn’t said anything affectionate to him since they’d faced off– since he admitted to killing.
or Bruce has been dealing with these hallucinations since Jason's death, but this is the first time he's appeared as Red Hood and not Robin
can be a prequel to my other fic home if you squint
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- Part 14 of batfam collection
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“C’mon, kiddo.” He helped the boy up. Damian rejected Bruce’s hand and brushed off the shirt he was wearing. “Let me read the instructions. Let me order another power unit so you can run it, at least.”
“Doesn’t matter.”
“Did they teach quitting in the League of Assassins?"
“Yeah, it was Tuesdays between wound triage and medieval torture methods.”
or! Damian works on his science fair project and acts like a normal kid for once
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- Part 13 of batfam collection
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“Just go.” Tim spoke through gritted teeth.
“Go where?”
“They need backup. They need you– go on.”
“No.”
“Go you idiot– come on! They could be hurt!”
“You already are hurt.” Bruce spoke without his Batman gravel, but still as flat.
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Tim gets hurt on patrol and doesn't tolerate his family doting over him. Luckily, they don't give a fuck.
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- Part 12 of batfam collection
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“How’d you get in here?”
“Retina scanner still likes these big blues I guess.” He shrugged. He held one arm with the other, not in an injured way, but something that signalled to Bruce he was trying to make himself appear smaller.
Bruce was meant to update the security to not let him in, he knew that was the responsible, realistic, thing to do, but he was too afraid Jason would need something one day and find himself truly kicked out. He couldn’t do that. He had to make it as easy as possible to come back so maybe one day he would.
or <3
Jason swallows his pride in the name of financial security... and maybe because he misses home.Series
- Part 11 of batfam collection
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batfam collection by probablysomethingstupid
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (Movie 2022), DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
12 Feb 2026
Summary
bruce & gang, with way more communication and outward affection (usually)
all fics take place in loosely the same universe/timeline but they can be read as stand alone
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