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    All she wanted was half an hour’s escapism. Still, Hermione should have known that a Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes’ product would come with side effects.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    WANTED: Female, aged 20-30, to be my date for Christmas eve dinner with my Italian-American family. Must be willing to eat my mom’s cooking. No physical intimacy required. No strings attached—I will drive you home after. 4pm-10pm, 12/24. Salary negotiable. Call Carmen: (773) 555-0901.

    OR: The one in which Sydney just needs a job, and Carmy will die before he proves Richie right.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    What you think you don’t know and what you’re afraid to know are the same thing, just in different clothing.

     

    (or: Two truths, one lie. Hermione is afraid of commitment. Hermione is running away from a certain Capricorn. Hermione stops texting come over.)

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    22 Oct 2025

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    One night Faustus catches Helen up to him, all her white and gold softness against him, her face buried in his shoulder, her fair head fitting perfectly into the curve of his palm, and he murmurs, “It’s like I’m holding an angel in my arms.”

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    03 May 2025

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    perfect

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    Draco bets Hermione a thousand galleons she won’t ask out the taciturn and slightly intimidating Severus Snape. Hermione is not one to turn down a challenge, or a thousand galleons come to think of it....

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    28 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    adorable!!!!