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    Hermione has a routine she enjoys, a job that excites her, a never-ending stream of suitors, and friends and family who love her. Her one problem? Draco Malfoy. Why does he keep turning up everywhere she goes?

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    Or, Draco is an opportunist.

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
    Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
    Nothing about this is graceful.
    They're both doing it anyway.

    Expect:

    -missed signals
    -disaster courtship rituals
    -deeply amused Slytherins
    -Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
    -a tea towel that counts as an act of war
    -"this is fine" energy
    -Hermione Granger, missing every signal
    -Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
    -nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely graceful

    Challenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
    Aster:
    Patience, elegance
    Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn

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    04 Jan 2026

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    Hermione is a volunteer Healer who helps administer A-Class suppressant serums to Alphas over the holidays. When Draco Malfoy comes to receive his shot, things take a dangerous and escalating turn.
     
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    A wintry, forced proximity, medical thriller-esque A/B/O ❄️😈

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    28 Dec 2025

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    In which Paris forces Rory to go to the Chilton prom, so Rory and Jess attend two proms.

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    18 Nov 2025

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    "No Malfoy suffers here."

    In the middle of war, Narcissa Malfoy reveals a carefully hidden truth to Severus Snape: Draco is in love and it's more than just a forbidden romance. The young witch is the light that softened the cold halls of Malfoy Manor.

    A story about love, legacy, sacrifice, and the quiet strength of those who choose to protect rather than obey.

    Draco loves her. Lucius protects her. Narcissa calls her daughter.

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    17 Oct 2025