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    In the interest of fostering good relations between humans and demons, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect have been cordially invited to the wedding of the demon king of the North.

    This wouldn't be a problem if Shang Qinghua had gotten around to telling any of his martial siblings it was his wedding they'd be attending.

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    24 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Daniel spits out the rest of the hair. “What.

    Slowly, as if it pains him greatly to even say it, Armand asks, “Do you have an erection.

    Shit. Daniel had been hoping Armand couldn’t feel that.

    or: To escape from Akasha, Daniel and his estranged maker are forced to hide together in a coffin.
    It's not a very big coffin.

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    23 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    For many years, Shang Qinghua stubbornly avoided the little itchy place in his brain that went “you know, here’s an idea.” And like, not gonna lie, that kind of sucked, because his brain kept itching and itching. Creativity wasn’t exactly opt-in and opt-out, you know?

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    20 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Shang Qinghua finds himself working for the Demon Boss From Hell (according to his last twelve secretaries) and takes the whole of ninety seconds to overcome the attraction he feels towards him once he realizes that there's a reason everyone who finds out who he works for looks at him pityingly. But he's fresh out of college and desperate for anything to pay the bills, so he sucks it up and decides to become the most disgustingly competent secretary anyone has ever had, staying sane only through the efforts of an online friend he made shortly after joining the company.

    Seven years later, he manages to prevent what would have been the greatest loss the company has ever faced due to advice he received from his friend and wants to meet up to thank him for it. Through only a bit of pestering, he gets the other to agree, but when they finally meet... he turns out to actually be his boss?!

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    20 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    Linguang-Jun ruins everything. He always does; it is his habit. When Mobei Li was eight he found some way, bribes, threats, or blackmail, to convince his tutor to attempt to put a knife through his back; he stopped attending lessons. When he was ten, he poisoned his favorite food, leading him to be terribly ill and nearly lose his life; he stopped eating it. When he was sixteen, he poisoned his horse in the presumed hope that it would buck him off and trample him during its death throes; he stopped riding horses.

    The need for caution and survival dictates that he must cover every weakpoint, close off any avenue for another underhanded attempt at his life. Shaving his life smaller and smaller, making himself silent and unreadable, never betraying a preference or inclination that might be noted and exploited. The only way to avoid having the things he likes most used against him and thus ruined is to avoid showing that he likes them at all. 

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    Mobei-Jun overhears a conversation between his uncle and his servant.

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    19 Oct 2025