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Insomnia has plagued you for months, and your life is falling apart around you. Nothing seems to help. As a very tired joke, you invoke the god of Sleep to try to help, and forget about it.
But gods have longer memories. And She has a Vessel to do Her bidding.
Not even remotely canon- or lore-compliant and a little bit surreal.
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17 Feb 2026
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Terzo is serving a death sentence.
It isn’t like he had much of a choice.
He remembers the game night clearly. The typical arguments and accusations of cheating had subsided and it was a rare moment of fun and relaxation with his brothers.
The next thing he remembers is waking up on a gurney and gasping for air. They told him his brothers were dead. They told him they had removed his head for a photoshoot and then reattached it again. They gave him a choice: die now or take their money and never speak to them again.
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11 Jan 2026
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You buy another pregnancy test.
This time, there's a second line.
You stare at the test, and your hands tremble, and you sit on the cold toilet seat for several long minutes as you watch it, just to make sure it won't go away.
You've done it.
Part of Avery is growing inside you now.
It's all you can think about, that night in Bailey's apartment, and the next morning sitting on the pew next to Sydney at mass. You're pregnant. You're going to have his baby. You're going to have a family.It starts when you realize that you need a way to tie yourself to Avery.
It doesn't end there.Bookmarked by punksardine
29 Dec 2025
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Your type is his absolute favourite in the whole world.
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17 Dec 2025
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He is the oldest of the brothers, and perhaps the most powerful. And, some would argue, the cruelest. His features are knife-sharp, his mouth unsmiling, his mismatched eyes cold. His touch is cold, too; perhaps that’s to be expected of a vampire, but you don’t know. You’ve only ever known his touch, and you know no other vampire would lay a finger on you.
Because you? You are his.
Primo/reader vampire pet AU, inspired by but not directly connected to any others.
Originally a one-shot but wound up longer lol.
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10 Dec 2025