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    Thorin goes into rut during a council meeting, becoming dangerous to everyone around him, and there is only one omega they can call to try and calm him down: Bilbo Baggins.

    What follows is possibly one of Bilbo's worst plans: get Thorin to chase him through the halls of Erebor, and face the consequences when he catches up to him.

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    “So,” Ilya starts, drumming his fingers on his knees. “You want tuna melt when we get home?” 

    “What?” Shane says, distracted. “We just had dinner.” 

    “Yes,” Ilya says. “But you had children’s portion.” 

    Shane sends him an incredulous look. “I had two servings.” 

    “Of baby food.” 

    “Ilya.” 

    “Shane.” 

    Shane sighs. “Can we not do this? Please.” 

    Unfortunately for Shane, they must do this.

    Or: Shane's restrictive eating versus Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov.

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  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    Rudo meets a new girl in school and suddenly understands why a lot of life revolves around romance. Only problem is, when he asks Enjin if he can start dating, he is met with "Not unless your brother does." Which is BULLSHIT because who would want to date uptight, overachiever, major bitch Zanka? He's gotta come up with a plan, and fast.

    Luckily... there might be someone nuts enough to want to try out a date with Zanka. Rudo just has to find a way to convince insane chemistry genius Jabber Wonger to take his brother on one shitty date. Then Rudo is in the clear. Surely, nothing could come of one shitty date.

    Right?

    aka, the 10 things I hate about you au

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  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    🕯️ "You’re mine,” he growled, voice wrecked. “You’ve always been mine." 🕯️

    Bilbo Baggins hasn’t had a heat since his tweens—not since he tucked that part of himself away with the rest of his foolish, romantic instincts. But something’s wrong. He’s flushed, aching, and far too aware of Thorin Oakenshield’s voice, his scent, the way he looks at him like Bilbo is already claimed.

    (He is.)

    Thorin’s Rut has been triggered for the first time in his life—something sacred among dwarves, only ever meant for a One. He’s fighting it. Failing. And the only thing keeping him from tearing the world apart to get to Bilbo is a crumbling barrier of decency, some helpful goats, and three very tired chaperones.

    While a corrupted magic stalks Beorn’s lands, and a celestial force begins to stir awake in the forest, the Company tries to keep their burglar comfortable, clothed, and not climbing their king like a tree.

    It’s not going great.

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    A smut fic that turned into a speedrun through the Hobbit and an exploration of Consort Bilbo all inspired by this tik tok:
    “Omegas making their nests in gardens. The flowers bloom when they’re in heat. (Alphas either have to endure poison or thorns to claim them)” @thecoffinarc

    Thorin’s voice cut through the air. “And how does one manage to pass through such dangerous terrain? Obviously hobbit omegas do mate. We saw plenty of children running around in the Shire.”

    Bilbo whipped his head up, caught under Thorin’s heated gaze. Was he asking out of curiosity? Or because he was interested? No, that couldn’t possibly be why. “Of course! Brute strength won’t do it, or at least it’s never worked for a hobbit. The only way to have safe passage through an omegas garden is to be their fated mate. I believe you would call it your One. They are resistant to the poisons, and unharmed by the thorns.”

    Bilbo was pulled into further questioning by Balin, but he couldn’t help but allow his eyes to wander back to the King. Thorin was still looking at him, as if considering something. Bilbo’s heart raced and he desperately tried ignoring the hope growing in his chest.

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