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ordinary things by putorius for thegreenwitch98
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
06 Feb 2025
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Combeferre liked the sound. He liked sitting in the plush armchair by the window during storms to listen to the glass shift against the frame. Privately, he hoped Grantaire never fixed it. He wanted to listen to the wind whistle through the cracks and to watch Enjolras and Grantaire lob comebacks at each other about the state of their home.
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an "epilogue" to caller id freaks me outSeries
- Part 2 of caller id freaks me out verse
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“No, you’re too busy to know about holidays being shoved in your face, but I, a supremely un-busy commonfolk, am perfectly freed up to know about holidays like Valentine’s Day,” said Grantaire.
“Valentine’s Day,” said Enjolras.
“Right,” said Grantaire.
“The one about love,” said Enjolras.
“I see you’re familiar,” said Grantaire.
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happy june here's a valentines fic that takes place from feb. 7th - 11th, which i am aware does not include valentines daySeries
- Part 2 of i dont feel any different verse
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“Hey,” said Enjolras. “I wanted to ask - if you - I don’t know if -”
“Don’t give yourself a hernia,” said Grantaire.
“Were you going to kiss anyone at midnight?” asked Enjolras.
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happy new year!Series
- Part 1 of i dont feel any different verse
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god i hope my glasses arent smudged by putorius
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
18 Jun 2020
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Objectively, Enjolras can understand how unhealthy it is to live in a fictional world. For kids. He gets that. Like, if you say you spend all your time thinking about this other, fictional universe written for ages twelve and up, people start to look at you a little funny. They’d look at you even funnier if you told them that by “spend all your time thinking,” you really meant considering the possibility of you being in that universe - not literally, just like, how would the characters like you? Where would you fit in? Could you save the world, too? Do you get to fall in love?
He knows, okay? He does. But that doesn’t stop him from imagining his final battle against the Fairy Queen of Ember as choreographed to Come On Eileen, which he stuck on repeat on his iPod.
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otherwise known as the one where enjolras write fanfiction?????? -
obviously you can go the ass tattoo route, and obviously im gonna like it by putorius
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
23 Sep 2019
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“Don’t tell me I’ve got you speechless,” said Adam. “I mean, you. Speechless. Tell me you don’t have anything to say about that.”
Ronan rolled the thought around in his head - it wasn’t lying if he was following orders. He could open his mouth right now and tell Adam he had nothing to say.
“It’s not uncommon,” said Ronan instead. “Avoiding touch until you find your soulmate.”
Soulmate . Saying the word to Adam was almost too much. It rang around his ears and filled the BMW
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soulmate au where the first time you touch your soulmate, a soulmark appears
for pynch week 2019 day one soulmates -
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Grantaire laughed. “Did you come here straight from the store?”
“I had time to kill in Target,” said Enjolras.
“You didn’t even mean to shave your head today, did you?” said Grantaire.
“Courfeyrac’s back,” said Enjolras. Grantaire nodded.
“I’m sure those two things are somehow related,” said Grantaire. “Come on. Let’s go shave a head.”
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otherwise known as the one where grantaire shaves enjolras's head
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also! this story has a ton of stuff about black hair culture in it, so read the notes if ur unfamiliar, or feel free to ask questions abt it! -
x files theme playing in the other room by putorius
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
23 Jun 2017
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“What are we even doing out here?” asked Grantaire.
Enjolras was already breaking into the foliage. Leaves and fallen branches cracked under him. He held a branch of something aside so Grantaire could join him.
“Looking for Bigfoot,” said Enjolras plainly.
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otherwise known as the one where not much happens but enjolras believes in bigfoot -
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The shop door flew open, sending the bell turning over and over with surprising force. A man, tallish and splotchy-faced in anger, strode in and landed in front of Grantaire, just about too close for comfort.
“May I help you?” asked Grantaire, clutching the flower pot he’d nearly dropped.
“I need you,” said the man, blowing a stray strand of hair away from his forehead. “I need you to tell me how to say 'fuck you' in flower.”
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“Excuse me,” he’d said to an old woman in the pet store uniform. “Could I see that lizard there?”
She’d squinted at him, forgetting her glasses as they hung around her neck. She’d unlocked the enclosure and allowed Enjolras to pick up the iguana. As soon as she climbed into his hand, he knew. He was going to bust her out of there.
A patron in the next isle required the assistance of the old woman. She eyed him carefully and then went to assist the other patron. Enjolras scrambled to come up with a plan. Relying on the woman’s eyesight being truly, truly terrible, he grabbed a smallish green dog toy and stuck it in one of the iguana’s hides. Slipping the true iguana into his sweatshirt pocket, he called out to the old woman.
“I’ve put him back, thank you,” he said.
She waved him off. “Be sure to close the tank,” she said.
He nodded. He then took a brisk walk out of the store. He’d forgotten the dog food.
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otherwise known as enjolras steals an iguana and puts his foot in his mouth
otherwise otherwise known as author loves iguanas and really just wanted to write a fic about them