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She’s buying a box of condoms when she meets him.
“Those are shit, you know,” he says, jerking his chin at the pale purple box in her hand. “Can’t feel anything.”
She stares at him for a moment too long. The bell above the door jingles merrily as a rowdy group of schoolboys enters the store.
“Excuse you,” she replies, cheeks turning pink.
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25 Mar 2026
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It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front.He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944.
She had checked.
[ ALTERNATIVELY - Hermione finds Tom Riddle's diary. ]- Language:
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20 Mar 2026
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It takes a Village to make a relationship--Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing.
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- Part 1 of Making Arrangements
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- 19/19
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04 Mar 2026
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Wherein Kakashi seems oddly dedicated to making Naruto lose her mind.
Or: Five times Kakashi makes Naruto blush, and one time she returns the favour.
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19 Feb 2026
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French Kissing, the End of the World, and Other Impossible Ordeals by Tsume_Yuki
Fandoms: Naruto
03 Mar 2020
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This is it, centuries of excellent genetics, of carefully selected marriages to maximise the potential of future generations and it’s going to be Sasuke who introduces idiocy to the Uchiha bloodline.
The ancestors must be rolling in their graves.
In which Sasuke is smitten, Naruto is a badass, and timetravel happens.
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- Part 1 of - by Uchiha Sasuke
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- 14/14
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18 Feb 2026
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Paint & Merlot by GoOasis726 for Deonne01
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
01 Apr 2024
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Thanks to one impulsive, drunken mistake, Bella Swan would return home under the guise of her ten-year High School Reunion to get divorced for the second time. She hoped like Hell that her husband stayed out of her way.
Romance. Humor. Smut. PLEASE READ THE TAGS :)
This story is a Fage 16 gift for Deonne based on her prompts. Enjoy!Bookmarked by qpenelope
12 Sep 2025
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Chef's Kiss by GoOasis726
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
09 Sep 2025
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Quil was her best friend’s class clown and painfully flirtatious cousin. He was tall, muscular, loud, playful, and often stuck his foot in his mouth. Bella would have never guessed there was anything that could make her want him like this... until now.
Because at that moment, Quil seemed precisely what he was: A wolf. And he fully intended to eat her.
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11 Sep 2025
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Creature Comfort by PoorlyKnitted (cutie_lou_who)
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
15 Jul 2025
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Part Two of the Comfort Series. Join Bella as she learns the consequences of her actions; and how they can take turns that she never truly expected.
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- Part 2 of Comfort Series
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04 Sep 2025
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After seven years of an on-again, off-again relationship, Hermione and Ron have broken up for the final time - she's making sure of it. Only she may have accidentally started a public scandal with her ex-boyfriend's father's nemesis...
Hermione x Lucius
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- Part 1 of Fake It Til You Make It
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27 Jul 2025
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One Day in Volterra by UnholySpectacle
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight (Movies)
16 Jul 2021
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Bella Swan thought she had already lived through all of this vampire nonsense and put it behind her. She'd built a (mostly) happy, productive life for herself. However, when she dies in a car accident under mysterious circumstances, she finds herself back in her teenage body, running off to save Edward from the Volturi with Alice. Over and over again.
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06 May 2025
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Rose and Stephen are back, the Dark Lord has returned and is gathering his power. Will the relationship last despite the perils, will others accept who and what they are. Will the world be ready for a revolution.
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- Part 2 of The Lestrange Series
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10 Mar 2025
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Between Two Shores by missrosies
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jan 2025
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He respected this woman in his arms and despite her eagerness and her evident desire, he needed to pen a respectable letter to the head of her family first.
“Hush, darling,” he soothed her when she scowled at him as he pulled further away. “I don’t want to mess this up. I’ll need to send the Head of your House a letter.”
“For what?”
“For my intention to court you, of course.”
She groaned, slumping her head against his chest.
A mishap at work caused an irreparable damage and sent Violet Potter back in time. Despite Grindelwald wrecking havoc everywhere, she decided to travel around the world as one of her coping mechanisms instead.
Violet thought she'd never settle in one place. She just didn't expect Percival Graves.
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07 Mar 2025
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Theodore Nott disappeared during the Battle of Hogwarts. And in the more than ten years that followed, despite relentless inquiries and searching by those who had been closest to him, no trace of him was discovered.
Eventually, Theo was no longer considered missing. He was considered dead.
Which was curious, because as Hermione peered into the eyes of the man playing the piano at a packed Muggle bar on the outskirts of Galway, Ireland, it was Theo Nott who was looking back at her.
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13 Jan 2025
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the one where she is head over heels for him by bustlingcrowds
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Oct 2022
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Hermione snorted. “She was busy daydreaming about Riddle again. He looked at her for like two seconds.”
“No,” Harry said quickly. “He also rolled his eyes at me!”
“You're the only person who takes that as a good thing,” Ron said. “It’s not a good thing that he’s rolling his eyes at you, stop seeing it that way!”
“It is coming from him,” Harry insisted confidently. “I know it. It’s his love language.”
Harry Potter was head over heels in love with Tom Riddle. This was as obvious to everyone as the sky being blue.
Getting in detention, luring him into conversations, and unintentionally getting paired with him for projects are the only ways she knows how to get his attention. If only he watched her during Quidditch matches, maybe she'd have a better chance, but he didn't care for Quidditch.
How was she supposed to make him realize they're meant to be together?
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- Part 4 of Fem!Harry/Tom Riddle
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11 Jan 2025
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Imagine how much grief could have been avoided if the clingiest incarnations of Indra and Ashura had been born at the same time. Even in this AU, they weren't, but Naruto tries to deal with and/or prevent the consequences of Hagoromo's shitty parenting.
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21 Aug 2024
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the one with the arranged marriage by bustlingcrowds
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Oct 2022
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Harry Potter has little to no hope of ending Lord Voldemort. And according to the prophecy, she's the only one who can.
When an opportunity arises in which she can settle the matter that doesn't involve killing him or being killed—Harry seizes it.
A marriage bond is the only loophole they can think of that could get both of them out of the prophecy. It's binding magic is ancient and powerful. Powerful enough to override that little line that said 'either must die at the hand of the other'. Now, neither can harm the other.
Besides, it's not like she imagined there would ever be a happily ever after for her where she marries someone she loves and has a family. The costs of this war are too great and her guilty conscience won't let her sit around any longer.
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16 Mar 2024
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Midst Starry Realms Of Wondrous Cosmic Dreams by NinaMaya
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2024
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Lord Orion Arcturus Black had always known that his journey was far from over and now that he was back, there would be no mercy for those who had wronged him and Lady Ailith Potter. Blacks took care of their own...and of their enemies.
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10 Nov 2023
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07 Nov 2023
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After the disaster of her fifth year, Grace Potter gets a strange letter from Draco Malfoy. Still reeling from the death of Sirius, she does as he asks and turns her life upside down. James Potter is not only alive (and suddenly not her father) but strangely possessive of her. The worst part is that she doesn't seem to mind it at all.
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- 20/20
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05 Nov 2023
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"So you hate me?" She asked playfully.
"Of course, isn't that what we do, hate each other?"
The smile grew enough for dimples to appear. "I guess so."
"So yes, I hate you."
"I hate you too," she still smiled.
Draco couldn't help it, his lips tugged slightly at the corners while laughter stayed restrained in his glimmering eyes.
"Good, I'm glad that's established," Draco announced. "We hate each other."
A miserable childhood of neglect, Harper Potter needed someone to teach her the ability to love in order to overcome the darkest wizard of all time. She just wasn't expecting that someone to be the guy who taunted her every quidditch match.
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- 72/72
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29 Oct 2023