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i'm too tired to be tough (just wanna be loved) by instantcaramel
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
17 Aug 2021
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On day four when he wakes up to the shrill sound of his alarm, he throws it across the room. It smashes, and he doesn’t even care. He just goes back to sleep and ignores everyone who comes to his door to find out if he’s alive or not.
It doesn’t matter. When tomorrow comes, it’ll just be today anyway.
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31 Mar 2026
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Roy and Jamie hook up at the charity gala.
It escalates from there.
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31 Mar 2026
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"Keeley mentioned you had a spare ticket to Marbs. Said I should come and keep you company."
"How did you-"
"Top bird, that Kathy of yours. She had the tickets changed into my name in no time at all."
Or, what happens when Jamie joins Roy for the trip to Marbella.
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26 Mar 2026
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Natalie cracks open a bottle of sparkling Moscato with an audible pop! and remarks, “Just look at the muscles in those forearms. He could hold you up against a wall, no question.”
Roy, who has never once looked at Jamie Tartt’s arms with anything other than detached professionalism, and really only during the rare instances when he was on spotting duty at the weight bench, downs an entire glass of wine and resigns himself to what amounts to psychological torture every Wednesday evening for the foreseeable future.
Roy reluctantly watches the entire season of Lust Conquers All.
Despite that, he doesn't really figure out how to deal with Jamie Tartt until months later.
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26 Mar 2026
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Roy covers his lapel mic with his hand, whispers, "I solemnly swear that when this is over I will murder you slowly and painfully with my bare fucking hands," and kisses Jamie Tartt as the Graham Norton studio audience loses their collective shit.
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25 Mar 2026