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    “Potter,” Malfoy says, sitting down next to him at breakfast. “I think we should have sex.”

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Trust Draco Malfoy to choose a career path which was only marginally less morally bankrupt than being a Mark-carrying member of a literal hate group.

    Or: The DMLE is being restructured. Harry does not handle it with grace.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Of course Roy's not the only person ever to have a thing for Jamie's arse. Obviously. Jamie's arse is fucking legendary. It has three fan clubs and at least two stalkers creepy enough for the letters to be on file with the police. Roy's not the only person ever to fuck it, either—Jamie was everybody's gay experiment back at the academy, and his dating history has featured several women with impressive toy collections. He's well-acquainted with the wonders of the prostate.

    But Roy is different. Everyone else Jamie has banged was interested in his arse as part of a larger appreciation for his whole body—like a side dish, or one option in a buffet. For Roy, it turns out, Jamie's arse is emphatically the main course.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    Five times Jamie finds himself sleeping between Roy and Keeley and one time he does more than sleep.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    "Hi, someone left a key for—oh, thanks." Jamie takes the little envelope and turns around, pulling up Grindr to message that he's arrived.

    Roy is standing behind him.

    Jamie slaps his phone screen against his chest to hide the app and tries not to panic. "The fuck are you doing here?" he asks, to give himself time to come up with his own answer to that question.

    "Getting laid," says Roy, because of course he fucking does.

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    20 Nov 2025