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Roier's crazy fun roadtrip up highway 200 with the hacked up corpse of his ex in an ice chest in his trunk and an escaped convict in his passenger seat. What could go wrong?
my take on the f!cell/c!roier crazy murderer road trip concept. i love them.
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29 Sep 2023
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Audere est Facere by Feylin
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors, The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
10 Dec 2022
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In an effort to equalize good and evil and minimize the latter in the world, the ancient people of Hyrule had only one idea: integrate the different realms’ young into one boarding school.
When the Demon King Demise spends a regrettable night with the Golden Goddess Farore, the last thing he expects is a half-demon, half-holy shapeshifting baby to show up on his front porch nine months later with one note attached:
I want him every other holiday.
Link knows his family is probably, kind of, definitely weird, but it’s not like you can just announce to Demise himself that you want to go to the Academy for Bad Monster Children to Learn Goodness, so Mama Farore calls in a favor with Hylia. What Link doesn’t know is that Hylia’s own daughter is the most insufferable, stuck-up snob and WHY is she in HIS room?
And also, Demise has been planning a war against Hylia for quite some time now. More at six.
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02 Jan 2023
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Enemies to Lovers: JonMartin Speedrun Edition by BaySprout
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Aug 2022
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“This isn’t a fucking dream, Tim!” Her friend only laughs.
“Of course it is, Sasha. Because if this isn’t a dream, then Jon and Martin really stopped mid argument to make out with each other and hug like reunited lovers, and now our boss really is holding our other boss in place with magic word powers while sweet, loveable, clumsy, tea-making Martin brutally tears out his eyes with a fucking corkscrew.” He pauses. “Oh, and then began repeatedly stabbing him in the heart with a pocket knife.”
Sasha looks back over, and sure enough, Martin has discarded the gory corkscrew and tackled Elias to the ground, now plunging the knife into Elias’s chest.
“Oh, my god,” she breathes, and maybe Tim is right, because this really can’t be happening right now.
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26 Oct 2022
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Sasha fixed Tim and Martin with a glare that was deathly serious. “But why should that stop us? It is— or was, I suppose, given... everything— our literal job to investigate supernatural events. If the police won’t figure out what happened to the Institute, we’ll do it. Doesn’t everyone deserve that? Doesn’t Jon deserve that? ”
In the face of an unyielding apocalypse, the being that was once Jonathan Sims has a final, desperate idea. The archival assistants pick up the pieces.
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22 Oct 2022
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Catch Your Own Happiness by truelovetakesawhile
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Oct 2024
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When Tony finds a strange, spidery experiment locked underground in a Hydra facility, he takes it upon himself to try rehabilitating a teenager who knows nothing about the outside world.
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11 Aug 2022