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AITA for courting the guy my whole family repeatedly insulted? by bumblebeelex
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
31 Jul 2025
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“Your mother was a Hatake!?” Izuna shouted in disbelief, startling many of the Senju.
“Yes? I thought you knew?” Hashirama tilted his head, looking over to Tobirama who shrugged slightly.
“No, it seems like some of our intel was a bit outdated,” Madara sighed, pinching his brow. “Does this change anything else in the peace treaty? Any other culturally insensitive terms that need to be removed?”
Madara narrowed his eyes as Tobirama coughed, hiding his face for a moment. Did he just cover up a laugh?
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MadaTobi Week 2024 Day 3: Cultural Differences / Traditions
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04 Nov 2025
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Spite, Pettiness and Stubbornness (Do Not A Relationship Make) by ThatOnePlatypus
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2020
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"Spite" is apparently not the conventional answer to the question "how did you two get together?" or "how do you make this relationship work?", but it's exactly the motivation that gets Tobirama and Madara together, and keeps them that way.
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Madara and Tobirama get into a fake relationship to avoid their Elders pestering them. Everyone decides to let them know this is a terrible idea that will end in disaster.
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Madara was ambushed.
A straight hit to the sharingan.
(that's how love works, in Uchiha)
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30 Oct 2025
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What starts as a way to gather intelligence on the strongest Hidden Village spirals rapidly out of control and somehow the Chunin Exam Finals have become an impromptu Kage Summit.
Then the army of Missing-nin attacked.
After that there were the zombies.
Followed by the angry gods.
The Kage would like to go back to their own Villages now please. At least there the only people trying to kill them were their own shinobi.
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- Part 6 of Truth In Hyperbole
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29 Oct 2025
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After having his eyes opened in a sudden - and violent - manner, Madara immediately begins his wooing of one Senju Tobirama.
It turns out, however, that Uchiha courting rituals are rather...unique.
Madara would say it's going well. Tobirama would say something entirely different.
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- Part 1 of Uchiha Courting Rituals
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29 Oct 2025
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The Nidaime Hokage made a sweeping gesture, first at their cracked bodies and then the aged village they had created. “You can’t ground me, we’re dead."
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28 Oct 2025
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After a serious and devastating attack, the Uchiha are in desperate need of a sealmaster. Unfortunately for them, the best candidate happens to be from the Senju clan. Fortunately for them, he doesn't seem all that inclined to act like an enemy.
Which is lucky because, as it turns out, there are plenty of other adversaries making moves in Fire Country - both the clans will need to make new friends to survive.
Madara would have been content if his new husband tolerated him and helped his clan stay safe. He doesn't quite know what to do with the fact that his husband doesn't stop there.
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28 Oct 2025
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Madara's attempt at courtship is awkward at best.
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27 Oct 2025
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"Oh," Izuna said -- delicately, while studiously reading his folder, "I'm afraid we need someone with a ... strong personality for Naohime."
"Why's that?" Hashirama replied, just as painfully polite.
The daimyo's mediator kept watching them and scratching little pointy words in his notebook.
"Because if your man doesn't prove that he's dangerous and has the personality to use it on her if she pushes him, it's going to turn abusive," Madara drawled.
Hashirama stared at him for a blank second. The daimyo's envoy stopped writing; even his stone-faced Aburame bodyguard arched her eyebrows over her darkened spectacles.
Tobirama stretched out across the table without another word to take back one of the folders Izuna had spread around him.
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The daimyo is over the whole Uchiha/Senju war. They're going to become one people if they know what's good for them.
Madara hates it enough without having to marry a woman too.
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27 Oct 2025
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In another world, Sakura would have Ino. In another world, where Sakura cries because of bullies, Ino would come to her rescue. In another world, Ino would teach Sakura how to be proud.
In this world, Sakura ignores civilian girls’ jeers and never needs protection—not from that. In this world, Sakura’s parents are kind only when there is a witness. In this world, Sakura has to claw her way to survival.
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"It's possible my students are demons sent to torture me for my sins," Kakashi sighs, drink in hand.
Gai pats him on the back. "You'll be fine, my friend."
"They're punctual, Gai. Punctual."
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- Part 7 of Naruto Works
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26 Oct 2025
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The Wave Mission is a failure. Team Seven is captured. Sasuke is gone. Kakashi is next.
Sakura has no choice but to be a hero.
Revised and added to on 29/11/2013. Original version available on my LJ and DW accounts.
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26 Oct 2025
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Sakura gives up on Kakashi-sensei as a teacher after Team 7 falls apart. However, her plans get thrown out the window when a mission gone wrong leaves Kakashi-sensei stranded elsewhen in time and a different Kakashi is slotted into his place in the timeline.
Hatake-sensei just wants his dogs back and is deeply offended by the mess of a team the other him had made. Detangling Sakura's deficiencies is going to take a good while and, since team training always works better with an actual team…
Ino hesitates when Sakura asks her to join Team 7. Everything Sakura had ever said about Kakashi-sensei says it is a terrible idea and yet, she joins anyway–mostly for Sakura but also because this new Hatake-sensei pushes them through training like their lives depend upon it.
And they do.
They're ninja–and they've got to be ready.
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"And you three are?..." The not-yet Nidaime Hokage asked, eyes narrowed.
"Jus' a trio of orphans that taught themselves to be the best shinobi ever is all." The blond boy said, putting his arms behind his head casually
"He meant your names, brat." The Uchiha clan leader spoke, his sole visible eyebrow raised. That's when the boy lost his swagger and the other two seemed far more uncomfortable.
"I'm... Uzumaki Naruto." He said with a wince. At least he knew what kind of reaction he would get.
"I'm Haruno Sakura. Pleasure to meet you." The girl said with an uneasy smile, watching the last boy out of the corner of her eye. Said boy simply sighed before staring his uncovered, visible eye straight into the eyes of Madara. The temperature of the room seemed to drop sharply and Hashirama found himself holding his breath yet didn't know why.
"Uchiha Sasuke."
"Excuse me?"
-----------------------------------------------Space-Time Ninjutsu isn't something to underestimate or screw around with. The (in)famous Team Seven found that out the hard way, somehow ending up back at the founding of their village in semi de-aged bodies. At least they have their jutsu!
What could go wrong?
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“You’re not my father.”
“I know that. Do you know that?”
Sakura’s laugh was cruel at the edges, “My father would have wept if he knew what I had done for this country.”
She tilted her head over her shoulder to look at him, a rueful grimace painted across her face. Genma missed her smile. “So, yes. I know you’re not my father.”
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Sweet little clanless Haruno Sakura, with her exotic pink hair and alluring jade eyes.
What do you think the Hokage saw in her? A little girl graduating, ready for D-ranks? Or a tool to be used for the betterment of Konoha? A child no one would notice the absence of.
This is the version of Sakura that got pulled into the dark too soon because she was just Haruno Sakura, from a no-name civilian merchant clan, with no connections other than the ones she burned away for the affections of a boy who would never love her. A tool to be used.
For Konoha.
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There were other ways Sakura would rather spend a sunny afternoon than with her great-grandfather. Usually.
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Sasuke is the passive one, Naruto is the voice of reason, and Sakura is a bull in the china shop.
A personality roleswap Team Seven fanfic.
--previously titled 'so different but still the same'.
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For prompt no. 54, "I'm not a damsel in distress. I'm a damsel doing damage."
You aren't really supposed to flirt when your village is under attack. Sakura's genin know this. Sakura clearly does not.
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- Part 11 of tumblr prompts
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21 Oct 2025
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“He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."
"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
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“What do you want, my son?” Talia asked him. “What do you truly want?”
And when Jason pushed aside his obsession with Bruce, the answer was so clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. He knew what he’d always wanted, ever since he was that little street rat who spent money he needed for food on making himself look clean. Because he’d needed to look clean and presentable to get into the public libraries. Because they wouldn’t have let a dirty homeless kid touch the books.
“I want to go to college.”
And Talia had made that happen for him.
(AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There’s nothing regular about Jason Todd.)
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04 Oct 2025