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kaveh receives four divine revelations from the universe and attempts to bankrupt himself a second time by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Apr 2024
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Or, Kaveh has a dream about a life he could have lived.
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a story about nothing in particular by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Apr 2024
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Good stories end. In fact, good stories quickly become bad stories when they don’t know when to quit; it’s half the reason why Proud Immortal Demon Way had become so insufferable by the end. Well, Shen Qingqiu knows when his story is over. Mai Gu Ridge is a distant memory and he and Luo Binghe are married. There’s nothing more to say. In fact, he wouldn’t dare having character development this late in the story—if Proud Immortal Demon Way had had an epilogue, then Shen Qingqiu is firmly in the epilogue now. Everything’s been resolved. And since all the related plot threads were resolved in the main storyline, any good epilogue is a story about nothing in particular, and therefore not worth reading at all.
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the wronged party sleeps in the bed and the party in the wrong sleeps on the couch by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Jul 2023
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Kaveh and Alhaitham have a couple’s fight over literally nothing of consequence.
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the lonely and the self-sufficient by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Jul 2023
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Kaveh doesn’t like it when Alhaitham cooks for him. He seems to think that just because he’s living in Alhaitham’s home, Kaveh should be a good guest and do more than his fair share of house chores. Which Alhaitham thinks could be a great deal for the both of them, being a person who’d always hated cleaning his room as a child, but why does Kaveh have to complain about it at the same time? Why can’t Alhaitham just do the house chores if Kaveh is going to complain every time he puts something on the kitchen counter? Does Kaveh feel bad if Alhaitham does housework, or doesn’t he? “You know me,” says Alhaitham slowly, and looks up to see Kaveh tying an apron tight around the small of his waist. Kaveh looks back over his shoulder, as if to check that Alhaitham is watching. “I only do anything if it suits my interests,” says Alhaitham.
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kaveh and alhaitham contend with the root of all suffering and also have sex, or: kaveh's quest for ultimate happiness! by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 May 2023
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In an attempt to lead a happier life, Kaveh resolves to get over his feelings for Alhaitham.
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three old men wearing baby clown shoes by relationshipcrimes
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Apr 2023
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the only good persona 5 fics that i ever wrote (exception of the mario kart series)
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the beginning of my descent into goroboy hell
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bargain bin oneshots that i did in less than a day for a prompt, part 1
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bargain bin oneshots that i did in less than a day for a prompt, part 2
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rendezvous by strobelune (sacae)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jan 2026
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Head Disciple Yue Qingyuan has an unexpected encounter with a plant monster.
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09 Jan 2026
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Wei Wuxian will save his brother at any cost.
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28 Dec 2025
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whip marks by alessandriana
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Dec 2025
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Wei Wuxian slunk closer, dropping his pile of papers right on top of Jiang Cheng's notes and slouching onto the travel trunk stored beside the desk. He crossed his arms on top of the pile and propped his chin on them, turning his face sideways to look up at Jiang Cheng. "I helped," he said. His eyes glittered, red-rimmed and over-bright, and his skin had the gray tinge of exhaustion. This close, he stunk of the strange resentful energy his new cultivation style utilized. His hands were clean-- at least he'd had the courtesy to wash off the grave dirt before coming-- but his fingernails were chewed to the quick. Jiang Cheng's lips pressed together, half-concern, half-disapproval.
"They weren't supposed to be done for another shichen," he said, instead of when is the last time you slept or have you eaten anything in the last two days or any of the hundred other things he wanted to say. Wei Wuxian didn't mind being mothered when Jiang Yanli did it. If Jiang Cheng tried, he'd just tell him to fuck off. He continued, "It doesn't count as helping if you do one thing and leave."
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During the Sunshot Campaign, Wei Wuxian tries to help Jiang Cheng get rid of his scars.
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22 Dec 2025
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hemostasis by nesmeyana
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Dec 2025
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A strange ailment starts to affect Jin Ling, and then Jiang Cheng.
Wei Wuxian can never resist a mystery.
Especially if it means prodding at a wound.Bookmarked by relationshipcrimes
15 Dec 2025
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Unprepared by LadyLycoris
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Aug 2024
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— or maybe this is all just his inner alpha talking and he’ll end up regretting everything come tomorrow morning.
Fuck it.
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10 Dec 2025