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    *UPDATED WITH CHAPTER 4* Van Sex (in an empty church parking lot, no less!)

    “Look, all I’m saying is if we’re really gonna do this it might… take a while—” He rephrases carefully.

    Regina still scoffs like that's the dumbest thing she's heard all night.

    Who the hell does Rodrick think he is?

    Hugh Heffner?

    AKA Rodrick is a gooner and Regina has no idea what she’s in for

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    "Oh, life is bigger,
    It's bigger
    Than you, and you are not me,
    The lengths that I will go to,
    The distance in your eyes,
    Oh no, I've said too much."

    Breakups are always hard.

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    Moving the summer of your senior year is a sick, twisted joke. Goodbye house, goodbye Löded Diper, goodbye everyone and everything Rodrick Heffley has ever known. Luckily—as his mom keeps reminding him—he has his cousin Janis to show him the world of North Shore High.

    After the worst spring semester of her life, Regina George is ready to close the book and enter senior year a new woman. Spine? Healed. Therapist? Acquired. Social life? Getting hit by a bus helped stitch it back together. Sure, things are different, but not worse. And, she has a plan: no gossip, no boys, no being a bitch to her new friends.

    Only problem? Rodrick's never liked anything better than disrupting plans, and he happens to be the only person who wasn't there to witness junior year.

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    20 Oct 2025

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    North Shore High has rules. Regina George wrote most of them.

    Rule #14: Never date a guy who can’t spell “responsibility.”
    Rule #15: Never, ever fall for a drummer.

    But after another fight with her ex, Regina needs a boyfriend — fast. And the only guy bold (and dumb) enough to pull it off is Rodrick Heffley. He's the new kid, the wannabe rockstar, and the walking violation of everything she stands for.

    It’s supposed to be fake. A distraction. A statement.

    Until it isn’t.

    Fake dating or falling for the loser you were supposed to be using. It's basically same thing, right?

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    20 Oct 2025