10 Bookmarks by retrogradeanalysis
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Jeno is seeing Jaemin’s tits in her dreams.
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28 Aug 2025
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beneath six layers of silk by darkredloveknot (enheduane)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Mar 2020
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While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud.
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- 1,283
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05 Mar 2023
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Keith is Not Allergic to Peanuts by rythyme (pugglemuggle)
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
31 Mar 2018
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When Lance turned around he came face to face with the most gorgeous guy he’d ever seen, who was staring at him wide-eyed like a deer in the headlights with his hand frozen in front of his mouth, stuffing his face with peanut M&M's.
“Um...” Lance said.
The hot M&M's guy said nothing for a moment. Then he dropped his gaze, swallowed, and said, like an unfaithful love interest from a crappy telenovela, “I can explain.”
(Or, Keith and Lance meet while hiding in the bathroom at a frat party. Bad decisions are made.)
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- Part 7 of Klance Valentine's Collection - 2017
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10 Feb 2023
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High Fashion by hellostarshine (MetaAllu), MetaAllu
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
15 Jan 2023
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Shiro’s fashionable neighbour, Keith, keeps wearing skirts and dresses, and it’s driving him mad with lust.
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05 Feb 2023
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On Friday Hunk can hear the two of them behind him as they walk to the control room, and he swears he hears something akin to a kiss, and Keith whispering.
“That’s 10-7, Cargo Pilot. Try catching up.”
When Hunk turns around Lance is bright red, and there's a foot of space between him and Keith.
Or maybe he's imagining things?
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26 Jan 2023
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in the shadows of this smoke-filled room by eraiklys
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Feb 2022
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‘No,’ he mumbles out anyways, trying to avert his gaze from the hero staring down at him. ‘’m not cute.’
‘Aw, but you are,’ Yamada-sensei says, and his voice is half-teasing, half-wistful, ‘you almost look just like him, y’know? Back when we were younger.’
‘Oh yeah?’ Hitoshi says, before he can quite catch a hold of his tongue. ‘Should I dye my hair black to match his?’
(or; yamada and hitoshi both have feelings for aizawa. they fuck around, catch feelings, and get caught fucking around.)
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16 Sep 2022
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“And might I ask what you got me for my birthday?”Hermione arched a brow, pressing her hips into his torso. “You might.”
Draco massaged the small of her back. “Don’t be coy. The birthday boy demands an answer.”
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It's Draco Malfoy's birthday, and you'd think he'd have some say in the matter. Then again, the will of four other Malfoys is hard to overcome.
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- Part 1 of Meet the Malfoys
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22 Dec 2021
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Stiles gives Derek a flea bath. Then things get weird.
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“Is this a joke?” Stiles says when Derek hands him the bottle. It has to be a joke, right? This is just more evidence of Derek’s redeveloping sense of humor. Ha-ha. He’s hilarious.
“Does it look like I’m joking,” Mr. Murder Eyebrows himself says flatly.
Fuck, he’s not joking.
Stiles turns the bottle over in his hands. No matter how many times he reads it, it still says Flea Treatment Shampoo for Dogs.
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22 Nov 2021
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Stiles is profoundly suspicious of the city that sits on the barren ice sheet at the North Pole. His friend Scott doesn't seem to mind being an elf-slave, and liberating the captive reindeer was not Stiles' best idea ever, but a little recon inside the city walls is too tempting to pass up.
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17 Nov 2021
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She Blinded Me With Political Science: Podfic by litrapod (litra) for thingswithteeth
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Jan 2014
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Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem.
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21 Sep 2015