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“No, you don’t understand,” Wayne cut in, gesturing back at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of the taped-off scene. “These–kidnapping attempts–always start out the same way. Remove the clothes. Humiliate the victim. Make them feel powerless, so they’re less likely to fight back. Remove all sense of their personality so they’re more likely to comply–”
Jim tuned out his rant slightly, examining the small bats on Wayne’s boxers. Ignoring the fact that no underwear was meant to be worn that tight, the tiny decorations were almost…familiar.
“–well, guess what, kidnappers?” Wayne punctuated his point with a jab of his hand, gesturing at his underwear. “I don’t feel powerless. My personality is right here–-”
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20 Sep 2025
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The war was over. They were the last ones left.
But Naruto had a plan.
Sakura and Sasuke should’ve known better than to follow it blindly.
Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya’s unfinished business would remain that way. They’d pay for taking sensei away.
Of course it would’ve been far easier if Naruto hadn’t decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.
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- Part 1 of Team 7 Shenanigans
- Part 1 of Adventures of the Red-Haired Menaces
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23 Apr 2025
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An Oreo Crust Crumbling by eri_quin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Daredevil (TV)
07 Jul 2017
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Wesley has an odd obsession with Oreos and shops periodically at a Walmart. Cue Harry Potter, who's in hiding. Somehow, she hadn't expected this persistent man and he hadn't expected to get so neurotic about her.
Hence, a criminal like him pursuing a witch like her, when he's knee deep into criminal matters and she's attempting laying low and going into hiding in America as she prepares herself for war.
Their worlds suddenly clash and somehow light and dark isn't so simple anymore.
And to think -it all started over Oreos.
Features fem!Harry and Snarky!Sassy!Wesley.
It was while he had grabbed a pack of Oreos that he caught sight of a small family shopping. A boy the size of a small whale, a horse-like woman, and –barely seen –was a petite teenager with the most beautiful green eyes he'd ever seen.
His sharp eyes had locked onto her, and she would be memorized and categorized into his head long after his first glimpse of her.
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07 Dec 2024
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They tell you that your name is Shawn Spencer. They tell you that you are thirty-three and that you live in Santa Barbara, California.
They don't tell you that you're meant to be psychic.
[Set s4]
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30 Nov 2024
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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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08 Oct 2024