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    short rey/kylo fic :)

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    29 Dec 2015

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    good shit

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    Dirk and dirt are not friends. Dirk and dirt, in fact, are the most mortal of enemies. Jake and dirt, however, seem to be bosom buddies. Dirk is not ok with this.

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    20 Dec 2015

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    Suddenly, something falls into place, but you almost don’t bring it up for how ridiculous it sounds in your head. “Dirk, you’re not- I mean. Dirk are you… are you drunk?”

    Dirk is silent again. Then he kind of snorts. “It seems you think I’m drunk.”

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    15 Dec 2015

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

    You have just gotten engaged.

    The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

    You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

    As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

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  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    Crackling quiet on the line for a second. "Are you serious?" Jake asks at last. "You've programmed that machine of yours to...?" He trails off but the question mark is audible.

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    18 Oct 2015

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