12 Bookmarks by ritty
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a reylo fic by treezie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
19 Dec 2015
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short rey/kylo fic :)
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Dirk and dirt are not friends. Dirk and dirt, in fact, are the most mortal of enemies. Jake and dirt, however, seem to be bosom buddies. Dirk is not ok with this.
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Suddenly, something falls into place, but you almost don’t bring it up for how ridiculous it sounds in your head. “Dirk, you’re not- I mean. Dirk are you… are you drunk?”
Dirk is silent again. Then he kind of snorts. “It seems you think I’m drunk.”
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
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Crackling quiet on the line for a second. "Are you serious?" Jake asks at last. "You've programmed that machine of yours to...?" He trails off but the question mark is audible.
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dave striders journal alternatively titled why do i listen to my sister alternatively titled how do i hold all these feels alternatively titled god dammit by radicalnothing
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Dec 2011
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"and you never guessed/the one you loved best/to draw always drew/pictures of you/undressed." A fairly plotless accumulation of pornographic pennings, courtesy of one Dave Strider.
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26 Jul 2015
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Sorrow :(
Crack fic written at 1 am by four teenagers. Good luck.
shitfics are fucking glorious so here you go I hope you hated this SIN as much as I did
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06 Jul 2015
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03 Jul 2015
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John Egbert had a typical life; a sister, two cousins, and a family hand in demon hunting. But how will he continue after a hunt goes wrong and his entire world is ripped apart? And what about that blond wearing aviators hellbent on destroying everything John knows?
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28 Jun 2015