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    On the 31st of July 1980, Crowley ended up with a baby because of a series of cock-ups by Satanic nuns. Approximately a year and half later, by divine providence complete coincidence, Aziraphale ended up with another.

    Follow the story as an Angel and a Demon trying to avert the Apocalypse on top of raising the Antichrist and the Boy Who Lived.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley had been dubbed An’el and Cawwey by Adam and Harry. Crowley definitely did not tear up when they boys beamed at him with an enthusiastic chorus of “Cawwey!” for the first time.

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    “No,” Darth Vader says calmly. “I am your father.”

    My father is Anakin Skywalker, Luke thinks automatically. It’s trained into him through years of having only that as his one connection to his parents.

    “How…” Luke gasps. The rest of his sentence is taken over by his heaving lungs. The air’s just a little too thin up here.

    Given that his head is spinning so hard from the past several minutes that he’s on the verge of blacking out, and he’s never quite seen the Emperor’s feared commander as a human capable of reproduction, Luke thinks his following mistake is entirely justified.

    “…could you kill your husband?!” Luke yells.

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    Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn’t going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch.

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    14 Sep 2024

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    The world keeps pushing him, demanding, because what he did wasn't enough. Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, but that wasn't enough, wasn't ever enough.

    Tony Stark was tired. But he had a planet to protect, even if everyone laughed at him whenever the prospect of alien invasions was brought up. He could count on one hand how many people he could trust, which was disheartening but then, what else was new?

     

    Or,

     

    In which Tony does not, in fact, intend to take over the world.

    ...unfortunately, everyone else missed that particular memo.

     

    [gradual divergence from canon, starting at the end of Iron Man 3. In which it's Tony's self-awareness, rather than his support system, that becomes a cryptid sometime during Phase II.]

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    01 Sep 2024