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    “I'm not suicidal,” Bruce says with a roll of his eyes, reaching out to take a biscuit from the plate in front of him. Alfred had specifically sent them with him to give to Clark, but what he doesn't know can't hurt him.

    Besides, Clark doesn't even seem to mind, given he's more focused on glaring at Bruce from across the table, “I didn’t say you were. I simply made some observations.”

    (The recurrent pattern of coming and going, decline and regrowth, of Bruce Wayne.)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    The civilian laughs, helping the other women to their feet, “What are you, some kinda teenage assassin? Kid ninja?”

    Duke can't help the bark of surprised laughter that's pulled from him, slumping the henchmen against the back of the cargo container with more force than necessary — which they deserve. His laughter hangs onto his words when he helps the rest of the women out the container one by one, heart tight and heavy when they take deep breaths of fresh air, despite the stench of Gotham's river. It, hilariously, smells like freedom.

    “Nah, just a kid from the Narrows,” Duke says with warmth.

    (The one day Duke decides to take a day off from being Signal — everything goes wrong.)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    5 stupid ways Duke's siblings discovered how his powers worked, and 1 time he figured it out for himself.


    "You have no idea," Dick said. "I had to live through all of their teenage years. They were each independently obsessed with Mythbusters at separate points in their life. I'm pretty sure Cass and Tim have wanted a meta to experiment on since they were 14, but Bruce always said no."

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ted may be a Bill Murray fan, but that doesn’t mean he wants to have his own Groundhog Day. When every day is Christmas Eve Day, what’s a beleaguered (and Jewish) superhero to do?

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    15 Apr 2026

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    A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:

    The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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    (01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-

    Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-

    Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.

    Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-

    Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.

    Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.

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