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    Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.

    This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.

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    19 Apr 2018

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    “Y’all are sweet,” she says, and nods to indicate him and Cas. “Is he your—are you all together?”

    Dean’s still contemplating how to answer this without saying something offensive—he never has figured out a polite way to say “no homo”—when Cas answers for him. Cas doesn’t even look up from his plate, his mouth full of baklava and some stray flakes of phyllo dough sticking to his lips when he says, “Yes.”

    Dean feels more than sees Sam go very still across the table, forkful of salad and grilled chicken poised in midair.

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    In which Cas is human and doesn't understand basic concepts like: clothing, Mythbusters, moisturizer, and Greek food. Dean is...Dean and doesn't understand basic concepts like: boyfriends, language, how to tell your friend that he's a walking miracle, and when not to quip.

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    23 Jan 2016

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    “You’re one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan,
    Designed and directed by his red right hand.”
     

    It all starts with the mysterious note left on Dean’s chair.
    It all ends with Dean coming to terms not only with what he’s capable of, but how much that knowledge doesn’t bother him.

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    16 Jan 2016

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    Castiel doesn't mind working a graveyard shift as a security guard. An owl accompanies him to work at night, and he gets to talk to the food truck guy, Dean, when he's heading home in the morning. And yeah, maybe he likes Dean, but relationships never really work for him anyway so why bother.

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    16 Jan 2016

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    Dean Winchester knows everything there is to know about the human heart.

    Well.

    Anatomically speaking.

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    01 Dec 2015