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Cassidy and Evan get trapped in the Pizzaplex Daycare and is in a whole new body! Will Gregory, Cassidy and Evan escape the Mega Pizzaplex?
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- Part 5 of apositivecatboi's fnaf brainrot
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Evan is tired of being the crybaby. Elizabeth wants her father's attention.
Together they kill Michael's best friends!
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- Part 6 of apositivecatboi's fnaf brainrot
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It was after hours, so why could Freddy hear a child crying?
(Baby Gregory AU)
(Original characters are very minor, because I just needed names for bg characters)
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- Part 1 of apositivecatboi's fnaf brainrot
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Gregory explores down Roxy Raceway's mysterious tunnel, and ends up with a Yellow Bonnie.
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- Part 4 of apositivecatboi's fnaf brainrot
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Blue tears fall from the cheeks of a monotone boy named Gregory. He never planned to die.
Well, if he was dead, there was no time better than now to experience what its like being a carefree child, in the Pizza Plex.
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- Part 3 of apositivecatboi's fnaf brainrot
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Wandless in Egypt: Draco's stranded in Egypt, but luckily, there's a Granger in sight. Now, if only he could be prevented from strangling her.
Fun times abroad: It was supposed to be a leisurely solo trip down the Nile. Hermione didn't factor in one blond man from her past and all his drama. Then, of course, there's the fact that everyone's after him. Much hilarity ensues. Maybe.
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A rom-com adventure/mystery featuring two unwilling partners on the run from Lucius Malfoy, alien-hunters, Muggle police, and local wizards engaged in a civil war.
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16 Jan 2026
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Hermione Granger is having the worst year of her adult life. And she lived through a war. She's drowning at work, Ron has a new girlfriend (the bastard), and as Christmas nears the last thing she wants to do is handle awkward conversation with her parents, or the Weasleys. Her solution? A solo Christmas holiday in a remote Scottish cottage. Two weeks of peace, wine, reading, and Crookshanks.
Draco Malfoy has spent years hiding from the world in Malfoy Manor nursing his guilt. His one escape? An annual two-week retreat to a cottage in the Scottish Highlands.
Except this year when he arrives, Hermione Granger is already there.
A booking mix-up. A snowstorm. One cottage. Two people who haven't spoken for a decade. Oh, and Crookshanks.
This is going to be the longest Christmas of their lives.
This is an advent calendar fic for December 2025. 24 glorious chapters, one chapter posted each day. Dive in, and enjoy!
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16 Jan 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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12 Jan 2026
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2021
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The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.
A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
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- Part 1 of The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy
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