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“I don’t want to hurt you, noona…”
She manages to stop herself from laughing in his face. “Baby, you can’t be that big.” She shushes him with a finger to his lips before he can protest.
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Oh. It might be that big.
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you know what they say about big feet by salaryman
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
28 Nov 2025
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“If you wanted to hump my shoe you could’ve just asked. You don’t actually need to sneak around like a guilty dog. Unless you’re into that.”
“Why would I want to do that?” Gunwook snaps, even as the pink dusting his cheeks gives him away.
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You are cordially invited to witness the union of
Matthew Seok & Gunwook Park
Saturday, 14 February 2026
Vancouver, BCfor jebemonthly summerween treasure hunt clue six: invitation
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- Part 4 of salaryman summerween
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Ten pets Yangyang’s head condescendingly. “Poor baby. All that dick and he doesn’t even know how to use it.”
Yangyang tilts his head away but makes no effort to push her back out of his lap. “Like either of you know any better.”
He misses the sly smile Ten shares with Kun over his head as she strokes the shell of his ear. “You sure about that, baby?”
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The rains return with a vengeance, trapping Dejun in a derelict mountain cabin with a very damp Matthew. And about a hundred spiders.
for jebemonthly summerween treasure hunt clue three: peak
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- Part 3 of salaryman summerween
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A Girl Who Knows What's Best by thebodydies
Fandoms: My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Superman - All Media Types
16 Aug 2023
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How does Superman have sex with a human woman?
However she wants.
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16 Dec 2025
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Centipedes? In My Vagina? It's More Likely Than You Think! by Ozihel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Mar 2025
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Shen Yuan expected transmigrating to PIDW to be a lot more exciting than being a overworked palace servant. It'd be nice if he'd at least get the chance to see the protagonist, at least once.
【 Luxury Scenario Pusher is now active! The System sincerely wishes the best of luck to user! 】
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01 Dec 2025
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Park Gunwook needs prescription glasses and he notices how his boyfriend—Seok Matthew—
acts whenever he wears them... so what's the harm in weaponising it for his own enjoyment?OR
Gunwook distract's Matthew from his video game so that Matthew can fuck his mouth—it only escalates from there. Gunwook just can't stop wanting Matthew's cock in any way he can get it.
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- Part 3 of GeonMaet Canon Compliant
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22 Nov 2025
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i get wet at the thought of you (being a responsible guy) by heartsbyline
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
14 Nov 2025
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Matthew snaps his head up from the ground, his eyes all wide. “You can speak English?”
Gunwook nods wordlessly.
“Holy fuck, dude,” Matthew does this thing where he clutches his chest and leans back a little, a massive grin taking over his face. “I’ve been struggling so much. Please tell me I can talk to you in English, I miss it.”
The way Matthew grins at Gunwook is just so earnest and cute and innocent and—
Matthew’s accent rings out throughout Gunwook’s head, repeating the way he said his words like a broken record player. “I can try. I’m not very good at it though.”
“Nonsense. You’re doing so good.”
It should not make Gunwook’s guts feel like they’re combusting into flames, but his libido betrays him. The words send a shiver down his spine and the accent—the stupid fucking accent—does enough to shoot a hint of arousal through his body.
Nope. Hell no. He’s not going to get hard from hearing someone speak English. God fucking forbid.
Gunwook gets out of a two year relationship and is very, very miserable. Enter Matthew Seok.
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- Part 2 of man’s best friend
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16 Nov 2025
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Intak buries it.
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23 Oct 2025