samuraihitman
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i've got no right to take my place in the human race by samuraihitman
Fandoms: SCTV (Canada TV)
26 Mar 2026
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after bill needle is kicked out of his house by his soon the be ex-wife, his already shitty life begins to spiral into hell. he finds comfort in his boss, guy, but how long will that comfort last?
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i’ll make your heart smile by samuraihitman
Fandoms: The Real Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters - All Media Types
03 Jul 2024
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peter wants to sleep after a long, boring day, but ray, new comic book in hand, has other ideas.
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hell's silver lining by samuraihitman
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live Sketches, Weekend Update (SNL)
14 Sep 2022
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Hell
That's the best way Jane Curtin could describe her job.
Pure Hell
And it pained her greatly.
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Complicating, Circulating, New life, New life! by samuraihitman
Fandoms: Neighbors (1981)
06 Sep 2021
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The past twenty-four hours had felt like a fever dream for Earl Keese.
He thought they were, until he woke up abruptly in his car, with his neighbors on both sides.
hi!!! this is my first fic so please be nice!! :)
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The first thing Pip noticed when he opened his eyes was a sense of numbness.
The second thing he noticed was the pile of flesh and bones smashed into the concrete.
Oh.
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martin gore shoots alan in the dick
Bookmarked by samuraihitman
27 Oct 2021
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yet another beautifuly written tragedy i have found in the depeche mode tag. y'all love writing this shit huh. respect
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literally just depeche mode at pizza hut
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27 Oct 2021
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this is the peak of literature. shakespeare? orwell? amateurs compared to this literatary masterpiece. a hauntingly beautiful tragedy that shows the true nature of us and what its like to be human. nothing will ever beat. depeche mode goes to pizza hut
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When Elaine is dating a woman, Jerry and George decide to analyze their own sexualities.
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07 Oct 2021
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op carrying the seinfeld fandom with this one
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Davy describes what he loves about Peter
(( this is just fluff and sweet stuff about Davy loving Peter))