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The void stared into Hawkins, and Hawkins stared back by sarcastical
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Sep 2023
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In which the Demogorgon mistakenly opens a portal to a capitalist hell-scape, a McDonald's regional manager spots an opportunity, and Henry Creel discovers that maybe he underestimated the power of a few severely overworked and underpaid fast food servers.
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Hopper knew it was a bad sign when the asshole standing over him with a fistful of paperwork had to leave the room to take a message on his radio. Between all the bodies Sal had reported being pulled out of the middle school and the helicopters he could hear flying overhead Hopper had figured there were even odds that the girl was still alive and free, but the satisfied expression on the agent’s face as he came back into the room suggested maybe that wasn’t the case anymore.
He’d made his choice. Traded a live kid for one that he’d only had a slim chance of bringing home alive. Gambled on the probability of that Wheeler kid and his little friends ignoring him again and leaving the place he’d ordered them to stay and on a little girl winning a fight with a bunch of trained adults with guns.
William Byers was alive.
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There are numerous alternate dimensions in which Obi Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker run into some anomaly in the force that allows them to travel back and attempt to fix their timeline. Unfortunately in this dimension the artefact in question was designed to send slightly more than one person back.
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After a long (or at least it felt long) difficult life (and a suprisingly long death) Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master and sometimes mad desert hermit is pleased to wake up somewhere sunny, warm and sand-free. Honestly, waking up in the AgriCorp is just another example of the force's slightly unexpected sense of humour, and after so many years fighting it is a somewhat welcome change in a world where he can still feel his loved ones, rich in the force across the stars.
Unfortunately, one day it suddenly becomes clear that this is not, strictly speaking, the after life he was looking for. -
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The famous mercenary Hawkeye has a secret - a reason for staying at a distance - but if experience has taught him anything it's not to show it.
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the more things change (the more they are the same) by Whitefox
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Apr 2020
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Qui-Gon survives TPM, and lives to be Anakin’s Master. However, some things are meant to be, and the Force (and therefore Anakin) has other ideas.
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02 Nov 2025
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"Don't you think, should Arthur have magic, should Arthur be Magic, that we ought to support him?" Gwaine asked quietly, his voice low and gaze serious.
Merlin let out a high pitched and bird-like noise in response.
(Or the one where Grettir was more vague and so there's much confusion in who is Courage, who is Strength, and who is Magic. But especially that last one.)
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- Part 1 of Honey, There Is No Right Way
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02 Nov 2025
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They make it to the turbolift, Qui-Gon’s lips downturned as he notices a rather large dent in one of its metal doors, almost like someone had run headfirst into it. “I still don’t see what all the fuss is about.”
Yoda grumbles under his breath and steps onto the lift as it chimes its greeting. “Aware I am, that the root of the problem that may be.”
Qui-Gon ponders the elder Jedi’s words as they descend the tower, deciding to ask his grandmaster to explain further, but the words die in his throat as the doors slide open to full pandemonium.
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News reaches the temple that Qui-Gon has left his padawan behind on Melida/Daan, or more importantly; that Obi-Wan is in the market for a new master.
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01 Nov 2025
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Have it All (Lose it All) by Order69 (wellthatjusthappend)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Aug 2023
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Obi-Wan chooses to let Anakin strike him down rather than cut off his limbs.
Anakin has to face up to the fact that he may end up losing both his Master and his wife.
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01 Nov 2025
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wake from your sleep, the drying of your tears (today we escape) by grumpyhedgehogs
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
29 Apr 2019
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Allison never did know how to take no for an answer. She's not about to start when her sister's freedom is on the line.
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01 Nov 2025