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I Can Do A Lot In 15 Minutes by sarcasticmsknowitall
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Mar 2026
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Dazai's tired, and bored, and Chuuya is oh-so-gorgeous and conveniently, right there.
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Iwaizumi and Oikawa after Seijoh's loss to Karasuno
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I Can Fix Him (no really, I can) by sarcasticmsknowitall
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
08 Aug 2025
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After the death of Ozaki Kouyou, Nakahara Chuuya cannot bring himself to stay in the Port Mafia any longer. He has lost too many people during his time there; and Kouyou was the last straw. Chuuya deserts the Mafia and shows up at Dazai's place in the middle of the night, bloody, soaked with rain, and a complete and utter mess.
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After Hirotsu gives them their offerings, they exchange rings, and Dazai never, not once, breaks eye contact even as they're instructed to kiss. Chuuya expects a wet tongue in his mouth as some sort of demonstration of dominance, so he's surprised when Dazai's hand lifts to cover them both, and the only thing that's pressed to his lips — the corner of them, to be precise — is a dry, fleeting kiss.
And then it's done.
Chuuya is officially, irrevocably married to the one and only head of the mafia.
Or, an AU in which king of the sheep Chuuya has to marry port mafia boss Dazai to get one of his people out of jail.
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- Part 1 of THORN VERSE
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11 May 2026
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Oh No! The Mafia Boss Killed Himself And Now I Got Transported To Another World Where I Used To Be His Underling?! by entarteteshinji
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Jul 2023
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Akutagawa Ryuunosuke from Bungou Stray Dogs: BEAST gets reincarnated into another world, what will he do? Who will he do?
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26 Mar 2026
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“Dazai-san, you’re staring.” Atsushi noticed, finding a spot over the railing next to Dazai. “Hm. I guess so.” He replied, not looking away from the rink. Just for a moment, the brunet’s eyes reflected the bright light from the overhead lights, a bright glow engulfing them. “It’s not that often I have the time to see you guys act so barbaric, it’s very entertaining.”
Atsushi gave the other a light shove. “Is that really what you’re here to see?”
Annoyed, Dazai moved his gaze with narrow eyes towards Atsushi. Before he could shoot back at him, a loud yell from the rink interrupted them. “THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU LOUSY PILE OF BANDAGES?!”
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Where after losing a bet, Nakahara Chuuya, a skilled but short-tempered hockey player, is forced to train with Dazai Osamu , the most annoying figure skater he had the misfortune to meet.
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26 Mar 2026
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Best friends is too simple a term to squash the entire dynamic of Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya within.
Sure, they’ve known each other since they were children, and they’re each other’s #1 on their best friend lists on Snapchat, and Chuuya’s been seen one too many times in his hoodies. People have also noticed how Dazai’s main muse for his volunteer hobby of polaroid photographer is the redhead himself.
But the pranks they pull on each other isn’t much of a ‘best friend’ thing to do.
Especially when one of the pranks get pulled so far,
That Chuuya is forbidden from seeing Dazai ever again.
And though he sees no good coming from such a forced separation, the one thing that can enhance their futures together is propelled forward at a faster speed than either of them could have ever imagined:
Coming to terms with their unusual feelings for each other.
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Mil <3- Language:
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26 Mar 2026
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Something went wrong. A page turned that never should have.
Now he's here—bleeding, breathless, and in the wrong world.He sees Dazai.
Dazai sees him.
And the world begins to crack.Beast Chuuya spirals after crossing worlds, haunted by a past he can’t escape and a present that refuses to let him go. As timelines blur and tensions rise, every faction—Port Mafia, Decay of Angels, and the Armed Detective Agency—must face the unraveling of fate itself.
Because when a ghost from a broken world meets a mirror that shouldn’t exist…
…there is no turning back.STATUS: COMPLETE
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26 Feb 2026