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    the particular glow of nirnroot at midnight by

    Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim  

    12 Nov 2020

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    "You have a very impressive muscular mass, sir Lydia," the Dragonborn muses. "Well proportioned too."

    Lydia blinks. Proventus Avenicci pinches his nose. Irileth clenches her fists, and admirably manages to restrain herself from stabbing the object of her annoyance. The Jarl coughs in his elbow, poorly masking his grin. Somewhere in the background, hidden deep inside his den as usual, Farengar is laughing harder than Lydia ever thought possible from him.

    The Dragonborn is a very strange individual indeed, and apparently is so on a regular basis. Lydia takes a moment to reconsider everything she assumed about Dragonborns, before she gives an answer to the person who's still looking intently at her biceps in the least sexualized way possible.

    "Thank you," she evenly says. "I train every day."

    The Dragonborn hums. "Hypothetically, how many giant toes do you believe you can carry at once?"

    Or: the Dragonborn is into alchemy, really into alchemy, and very much not into saving the world.

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    I Am Groot by

    Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics)  

    05 Aug 2014

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    EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.

    EDIT 04/05/2021:
    Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Twitter: @grootficguy

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    28 Nov 2024

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    But can it run Doom? by

    Fandoms: Doom (Video Games)  

    15 May 2021

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    AO3 is great, but can it run Doom? Of course!!

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    31 Oct 2024

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    For Guinevere by

    Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms  

    10 Sep 2024

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    Like a puppet with his strings cut, Ereinion collapses down in front of Tyelpe, kneeling by his feet on the ground.
    “What have you done?” - he asks - “Tyelperinquar, what have you done?”
    “I took a hammer to them. They are destroyed.”

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    27 Oct 2024

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    Patterns of Behaviour by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    15 Mar 2020

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    Over the years, Yennefer notices that Geralt and Jaskier’s life can be really bloody weird at times.

    Alternative summary: five Geraskier fandom tropes that our boys find completely normal, and one that isn’t at all.

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    21 Oct 2024