secretlobac
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A Neon Bolt Of Lightning Hit Me Where I Found My Stride by secretlobac
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling
03 Dec 2025
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Kofi Kingston isn’t nervous. Kofi Kingston also isn’t real, but nobody here needs to know that.
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- Part 2 of Night Work Is A Good Album
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He Doesn't Bite, He's Just Saying Hello by secretlobac
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling
15 Jul 2025
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Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Thrice is a pattern. Four times is, uh. Five times?
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Brand New Hook To Hang Your Hat by secretlobac
Fandoms: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment
28 Jun 2024
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Intense eyes. Soft features. Piercings that glint in the light in an attempt to sharpen the face. Legs like a girl. An oversized t-shirt to hide the perfectly smooth surface of his stomach and the slight spill over the elastic of his trunks. Not a single defined muscle to point to if he isn't flexing with everything he's got, and goofy tattoos to distract from that fact.
Newest addition to RAW. Some ECW misfit.
Perfect.
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- Part 1 of Night Work Is A Good Album
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Five short stories about Inspector Zenigata and his place in the world. Hypertext fiction, which means that you can click your way through it!
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Maybe a reset isn't enough, this time.
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Night Work Is A Good Album by secretlobac
Fandom: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment
03 Dec 2025
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Put me in the top 0.01% of listeners for the Scissor Sisters. Not a humbling experience at all.
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Downtime in-between comics, more or less.
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It was no passing thought, though. The truth, in her shining white shroud, and dinky bloodied blindfold, appears in mortals' times of great need, to deliver the facts. And the facts were clear. Regrettably, Murdoc's new singer happens to be really, really pretty. And as the weeks ran painfully into months, as New Year's came and went and as the newborn Gorillaz struggled to find it's footing — and a decent guitarist — the truth would keep insisting on itself, knocking on his metaphorical front door every morning to preach her holy gospel.
"It's a pity, isn't it," she says, as her hair gets caught on her iron crown, where it blows in the late winter winds, "that someone so annoying is stuck in the body of someone so beautiful."
Bookmarked by secretlobac
14 Jan 2026
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hell yeah brother this is it. first to get the mix of revulsion and attraction
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"Catherine Bell is no stranger to the spotlight. Ten years ago, the sale of her painting, Spectacle, to tech magnate Sigmund Castillo for a staggering €20,000,000 catapulted her from art school anonymity to queen of the art world.
According to some critics, much of that attention is unwarranted. Some of it is certainly unwanted. Last week, Lupin the Third declared that he would steal Spectacle from the Louvre. At time of writing, one week remains until his deadline."
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Lupin announces his intent to steal a controversial painting. He does not anticipate the reaction he gets from the artist.
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INLAND EMPIRE — They opened him up and found nothing but the rot that ate up everything he was. And then they left the empty shell of him behind.
VOLTA DO MAR [Challenging: Success] — Don’t think about that. Think of music shaking your ribcage. Think of a steering wheel under your palms.
HALF LIGHT — Your red, red palms.
Night one. Kim Kitsuragi has a nightmare.
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You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.
You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.
You wake up...