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    Nie Huaisang doesn’t expect Lan Xichen to consider him still worth liking after everything he’s done.

    (He also doesn't want to admit to himself how much he'd love to be proven wrong.)


    Nie Huaisang had painted, in the dark of night with only the light of a dozen candles and a luminescent pearl, a vast fire-scourged plain. In the midst, offset and growing out of a rocky shelter, he’d added a single shoot of green bamboo, tall and straight despite everything. Balancing the bamboo on the other side of the scroll were two lines of poetry: The grass is burnt but not destroyed by the prairie fires / When spring winds blow they bring it back to life.

    Rolled up in the painting’s scroll was a note that Nie Huaisang wrote right before committing to sending it.

    The note, which was even more terrifyingly honest than the painting, read: I will do my best to become worthy once more of being considered your friend.

    Podfic of Plum-Dark, Orchid-Pale by Shadaras.

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    Wei Ying makes his voice bright and says, “Well, take this one!” and deposits A-Yuan into Mo Xuanyu’s arms, and this time the look on his face isn’t just an almost smile. A-Yuan fists a chubby hand in his hair and gazes that way babies do, open and amazed.

    “Gah!” he says.

    “Gah!” Mo Xuanyu says right back.

    Or: Mo Xuanyu finds a home for himself.

    Podfic of emergent properties by luckymarrow.

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    All five of the dogs were in the backyard, bounding enthusiastically through an obstacle course assembled from the kind of junk that accumulated in rich people’s attics. There were platforms made of legless chairs, tents of old tablecloths to run through, and a pile of sofa cushions the dogs took great delight in plowing into. The dogs were being directed by a one-armed man with long brown hair and a serious case of resting murderface.

    (In which Clint liberates a pack of serum-enhanced dogs and ends up collecting one more stray than he bargained for.)

    Podfic of Clint Barton and the Howling Commandogs by galwednesday.

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    "Are you all right?" Lan Xichen asks, and Lan Wangji has the wild impulse to see what his brother would say if he just responded, I have a massive blue dick stuck in my asshole. The slightly hysterical sound he makes at that thought kills absolutely any chance he was going to have at getting Lan Xichen to accept a polite brushoff.

    or: the Twin Jades of Lan and a Very Large Dildo

    Podfic of Enter(ed by) the Dragon (Dildo) [chapter 2] by zestiec (westiec).

    Chapter 2 is the same as chapter 1 but without the audience commentary

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    This was the feeling he chased: When he didn't have to do anything—couldn't even if he wanted to—didn't have to lead or plan, didn't even have to come, just had to take what he was given. A body for someone to use. It was a freedom and a lightness he seldom found, and he intended to enjoy every moment of it.


    Nie Mingjue has himself a gangbang. Why? Because he deserves it.

    Podfic of Dage's Big Bang by zestiec (westiec).

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    In a few weeks guest disciples will start arriving. Lan Wangji will be busy with maintaining discipline. Nie Mingjue has written to Lan Xichen about his brilliant new deputy, whose name is on both their wrists. They will have very few chances left to be together like this.

    Lan Xichen knows he shouldn’t think of the rest of his life with such apprehension but there it is. And then there it isn’t, because Wangji grips his hair, wraps the length of it around his arm, and tugs.

    Podfic of No Ink Can Overwrite by theleakypen, zestiec (westiec).

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    It feels so indulgent, almost animalistic, to reduce himself to a creature of pure sensation like this, to not worry about his posture or his words or what his face is doing. Xichen here is nothing more than a body, than his desire, all his vaunted restraint focused into this most basic of acts—keep touching, but don't come.

    Lan Xichen sometimes takes the day off just to edge himself for hours... and then one day, he receives a surprise visitor.

    Podfic of Endurance Indulgence by zestiec (westiec).

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    "Can you keep a secret?" Jiang Yanli asked, excitement dancing in her eyes like fireflies over the lake in summer.

    Jiang Cheng raised an eyebrow and cast an exaggerated glance at the rumpled bedding, their discarded clothes, and she laughed. "Fair enough," she conceded, then she leaned down again with a wicked grin to whisper in his ear.

    Podfic of Cherished by zestiec (westiec).

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    "Lan Zhan, I can't, I can't, it's too much!" Wei Wuxian panted, wriggling from his position on Lan Xichen’s front. His wrists were tied together with his arms looped over his brother-in-law’s neck, and his legs were spread wide to either side of his hips. Behind him, Lan Wangji was methodically working fingers into him alongside Lan Xichen’s already sizeable cock. "The heavenly pillars of the Twin Jades are truly formidable—it would be impossible for this weak mortal to receive them both!"

    Lan Xichen chuckled, jostling Wei Wuxian. "A-Xian, aren't you from Yunmeng Jiang? 'Attempt the impossible.'"

    Wei Wuxian grinned at him and rotated his hips a bit. "Ah, but Xichen-ge," he replied, "haven't I married into Gusu Lan? What happened to 'Do not indulge in debauchery,' eh?"

    Podfic of A Two-Pronged Argument by zestiec (westiec).

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    "You broke rules against restraint, Wei gongzi," answered Lan Qiren. "Restitution must be made."

    "Of course, of course, just—I assumed someone would administer punishment?" Seriously was no one going to comment on Lan Wangji jacking off right out in the open?

    Lan Qiren's mouth flattened. "Are you unable to see to your own discipline?"

     

    Just some good old-fashioned public sexual humiliation here, folks!

    Podfic of A Matter of Discipline by zestiec (westiec).

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    Nie Huaisang enjoys being the center of attention.

    Podfic of Sanzun's Getalong Didi by zestiec (westiec).

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    Lan Sizhui knows, as few others do, that the Twin Jades are not identical in every way.

    Podfic of Intimate Knowledge by zestiec (westiec).

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    Su Minshan gets more than he bargained for when he accepts an invitation to Jin Guangyao and Qin Su's bed.

    Podfic of Pillow Talk by zestiec (westiec).

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    ...A The Queen of Attolia Irene backstory filk from her POV, set to the tune of Heather Dale's "Joan."

    Performance of Irene [Filk Lyrics] by Chimaera-Writes (ChimaeraKitten).

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    When he was a toddler, Lan Wangji—or Lan Zhan, as he was known then—loved to hide in soft, enclosed spaces like a cat.

    A story about a hiding game accidentally passed down through generations of Gusu Lan disciples—and the secret, unexpected identity of its creator.

    Podfic of The Hiding Game by dragongirlG.

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    A podfic of 'Nirvana in FIre Walkthrough/FAQ' by aozu.

    Author's Summary: Romance royalty, engage in political rivalry, support a prince, lead a revolution, and uncover the mystery of your past in this historical fantasy visual novel! Your narrative choices unlock multiple branching storylines and 30 different endings!

    ALL REVIEWS: Very positive – 91% of the 464 user reviews for this game are positive
    RELEASE DATE: 19 Sep 2015

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    “But why?” he asks eventually. Not that he would mind, personally—when he goes on his business trips, the little videos Huaisang films for him are his lifeline—but he finds it a little odd that Huaisang is bringing it up so suddenly. Of course, his didi can be quite impulsive and enigmatic, not unlike himself.
    Huaisang shrugs, generously swallowing his food before replying. “I think it’d be fun. We could maybe make a bit of money if it does well.” He grins. “I get to show the whole world on camera just how much you’re mine.”
    The smallest thrill goes down Mingjue’s spine—not at the idea of Huaisang showing off how Mingjue is his, but the other way around. Showing everyone who Huaisang’s belonged to for years is . . . a very attractive prospect.

    (Nie Huaisang and Nie Mingjue film a porn video and have feelings about it!)

    Podfic of Thousands of Views (And the Only One that Matters Is You) by JaggedEdges.

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    He'd only seemed capable of a single sound, yet Bucky found himself struck with something he shouldn't have been capable of feeling. Fear.

    And impossibly? Raging horniness.


    A Frantic Fanfic Creation

    Podfic of The Waaaaaaaaaaaa-nter Soldier by AriesBatman, bigdicklightingmcqueen, Frantic_Flowerparrish (Flowerparrish), thefelinefae.

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    Martin leaves his statement on Jon's desk. Technically he's not breaking any rules, you know?

    Podfic of Statement 0180403 by Miri1984.

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    “You see how the very best thief in the galaxy would be burning with desire to cut open the display case with a laser-knife and then lower themselves down from a rope to grab it?” the artist asked. “Yes, yes. It would be a grand heist, no doubt about it.”
    “I just walked in,” Murderbot said. “Using my feet.”

    Podfic of Enrichment by strawberriesandtophats.

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