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After years of accumulating an extensive rap sheet varying in degrees of severity since his elementary school years, Eric Cartman, now nearing middle age, must attend mandatory psychotherapy sessions as a last-ditch effort to repay his countless debts to society. What he isn’t expecting in this, however, is that the fledgling therapist he’s assigned to just so happens to be a familiar face from his past that he’s long-lost contact with.
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After receiving life-threatening news of a serious health scare, Eric Cartman resorts to his only option to cover the costs of his medical expenses. AKA: Cartman marries Kyle to gain access to his health insurance plan.
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Kyle Broflovski’s living in South Park as South Park elementary’s student counselor. He certainly never envisioned living at his parents’ place and with a job as a replacement for Mr. Mackey, but he accepts his outcome and actually enjoys the, albeit slight, impact he may have on troubled students. That is until he notices a new trend amongst the students and school staff involving what he recognizes as a pyramid scheme using NFT’s. Kyle seems to be the only one smart enough to notice its harmful effects, and he thinks he knows who the culprit of this scheme is. Post Covid AU slight canon divergence.