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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    In March 2019, Caitlin Dykstra finds herself inside of Ilya Rozanov’s home carrying way too much food, some flu medicine, a few bottles of gatorade, and a hello.

    She leaves with more information than she could have ever wanted.

    (This is a side story to “Operation O Canada, or the Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage.” Please read the original fic first!)

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  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    It's Shane's birthday and all he wants is a distraction from his responsibilities. Ilya knows how to deliver Shane an anxiety free night.

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    16 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 87

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    He’s becoming painfully aware of the ginormous rock settling in his stomach while trying to keep the sexy mood alive and not completely kill it by acknowledging the very big, very blue-pink-white striped elephant in the room trying to hide under a singular queen-sized bedsheet. Maybe he could politely ask it to leave?

    Any second now, Shane could turn his head and nuzzle into his very flaccid packer and then there would be questions and he would have to reveal that he kind of lied to them and then they’ll probably kick him out because Shane is gay and hates pussy, and Ilya might be bi but what if he doesn’t hate pussy, he just hates it when it’s attached to a guy and holy shit he’ll have to get traded, he’ll have to call Wiebe and tell him to send him as far away as possible, to Minnesota or some shit, because he’s never playing with Ottawa again after this, fuck the elephant is going to be such a bitch to move to Minnesota—

    OR: Luca kind of forgets to tell Shane and Ilya that he's trans, but luckily there's a particular skill Shane Hollander never got around to master (Just ask Rose Landry!), and Ilya has a point to prove.

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  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    David: Yuna's making that pasta that you like. Do you want to come over for dinner? We know you're in Montreal.

    David: (Picture of Yuna Hollander making pasta)

    Ilya: i'd love to!

    Ilya: shane won't be there?

    David: He's got a press thing with the team tonight.

    David: I'd hate for you to have to spend the evening alone.]

    marcella @teletubbytelenovela
    uhm guys…… i really hope this isn't what it looks like but is ilya rozanov in a secret throuple with shane hollander's parents?

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  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane: did you send my mom an SOS?

    Ilya: a what? what is SOS?

    Shane: like a distress signal

    Ilya: da. yes. told her there is big distress. my husband needs to get fucked by end of week or his dick will explode. would leave our kids with one less father

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    Shane and Ilya have been cockblocked by their kids for nearly 2 weeks. When they finally get a night to themselves, the tension snaps before they even make it to their dinner reservation.

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