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The Safehouse by genuinearticle for littlewolfsyndrome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2026
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“Since we won’t be killing each other, we could make arrangements. If we both want to use this as… ” she hesitated, searching for the right word. “A safe space.”
“What type of arrangements?” His expression was dark with suspicion.
“Wards. So only the two of us to have access here, in case we are followed or—”
“Or in case I invite some Death Eaters over for tea?” he smiled, though his eyes stayed cold.
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Over the course of two years, a series of encounters between Death Eater Draco Malfoy and Order Member Hermione Granger blossoms into something unexpected.
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23 Feb 2026
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Commonalities of the Coldest Kind by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jun 2021
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When Draco Malfoy is infected with a terrible Muggle plague*, the only person brave enough to risk death to care for him is his colleague Hermione Granger.
*DISCLAIMER: Draco has a cold.
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12 Jan 2026
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“I wanted dinner. With someone who wouldn’t— who doesn’t—”
“Talk?” he offered.
She huffed a laugh. “Think. Much. Loudly. In my vicinity.”
A pause, wry and weightless. “I can be remarkably stupid on request.”
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Hermione Granger’s latest experiment in the Department of Mysteries goes, technically speaking, catastrophically tits-up. The result? She can suddenly hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a nightmare.
Except Draco Malfoy’s.
Around him, the world goes silent — blissfully, impossibly silent.
So she clings to him for relief; he pretends he’s not quietly losing his mind over her; the Brains in jars judge them both; and feelings start happening without anyone’s permission.
Magical neuroscience, catastrophic intimacy, and one very besotted Auror who never stood a chance.- Language:
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17 Dec 2025
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Never, Under Any Circumstances by malfoyesque, Noxternal
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Dec 2025
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Hermione forgets to buy a present for the Secret Santa exchange.
So, she offers her giftee the one thing he's always wanted.
Because giving Draco Malfoy a free pass to kiss her, even once couldn't possibly go wrong.
Could it?-------------------------------------------------------
“Don’t worry, I’ll kiss you eventually.” His fingertips trailed up her forearm, gaze dropping to watch their path. Then, they flicked back to hers. “But before that happens…”
His lips curled into a smirk once more.
“I’m going to make sure that you’re just as desperate for it as I am.”- Language:
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17 Dec 2025
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After Hermione walks in on Draco trying to have an office wank—then stays to watch—they’re forced to partner for the first time on a case searching for Horcruxes throughout history.
As they move through time visiting major historical events, Hermione battles with her past and Draco contests with his future, all the while trying not to fall madly in love.
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08 Jun 2025