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从我五岁起，每个周日，每个祷告会，我都哭着求上帝。
拜托别让我成为同性恋。
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直到我意识到上帝没有在倾听。或许他确实如此，但他的答案是“不”。
*《狼少年》paro，但只是同时代背景，并无奇幻内容
*有关宗教内容请理性看待- Language:
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那台自动售货机，投了一千五就吐一万五的家伙
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【瓶邪】仙门第一关系户 by shiyumengmeng
Fandoms: 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei
21 Jun 2026
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本文又名《走后门进来的天才今天也在师叔的剑下苟延残喘》以及《我的青春修仙物语绝对有问题》
五品废柴勇夺升仙大会魁首，本以为从此仙途坦荡，谁料一脚踩进深坑——自家二叔当场装不熟，心仪的冰山剑仙嫌他废柴，最后被一个蒙着眼、笑得像拐卖人口的符修捡了回去。
结果反而每天被师父压迫在“张家企业文化”里付费上班，师叔的眼神比剑还冷，规矩比护山大阵还密。
三年了！筑基呢？仙途呢？我还在练气九品扫大院！！怎么全是扫帚、加练和“此子心性跳脱”的终极差评？
吴邪：谢邀，人在宗门，刚下飞剑，正在思考如何优雅地叛出师门。
张起灵：加练。
黑瞎子：（嗑瓜子看戏）徒弟，这就是你的仙缘啊！
从此过上了一边被师父放养，一边被师叔往死里卷的日子。
“师叔，其实我的梦想是当个安静的废柴…”
“嗯，扫完落叶再做梦。”
警告：本故事可能引起对“别人家的师叔/师父”的强烈羡慕，以及对“加练”二字的终身PTSD。修炼？那只是副业，主职是和张师叔斗智斗勇（并持续被镇压）。
#修仙界反内卷第一人##师叔，您这真的不是职场PUA吗？##我的师父是坑货##这仙修的好像血压有点高#*封建大家长剑修“冷”师叔x爱耍小聪明符修“贤”师侄
*修仙pa，想写点搞笑的
*非常不严谨，作者资历不够，非专业修仙，看一乐
*感情铺垫较长，邪非典型双性 -
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「那是一次難堪的相對。他赤裸的雙腿还搭在他的肩上，然而只是無意間一對視，就匆匆瞥過頭去，手臂捂住眼，說：「唔再講啦。」他不想看，也不想聽。］
* 花样年华港风au
* 出轨背德偷情向同志文学
* 两人各自有名义上的太太⚠️
* 为贴合港风主题与叙事氛围，文中大篇幅人物对话将采用粤语方言及繁体字呈现，会一定程度提高阅读门槛，介意慎入
* 本文设定仅为个人创作xp，无任何引导/侮辱女性的意图，请勿上升现实，欢迎大家友好交流，善语结善缘。 -
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机翻粤语。有时间会写正文。
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- Part 2 of 梅兰竹菊
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Tell me, what is queerness if not a kind of worship? Its holiness in the ordinary and the ache of being seen under a sun that forgives nothing. Beomgyu was a sun-dipped hostile air that Soobin was ready to take in even if it burned his lungs.
Maybe love is a sin, maybe it isn't. But if God was watching, Soobin hoped he was merciful enough to look away.
Choi Soobin was sent off by his mother to a small, not-so-famous youth camp for the summer. Dull and too wide-eyed, he found himself sharing a cabin with Choi Beomgyu, the needlelike, unreachable boy whose presence seemed to pulse with cruelness. In the stillness between them, a question began to stick around the feverish and honey-thick summer; what does it mean to touch someone you're so afraid to be seen loving?
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09 Aug 2026
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一篇直男崔杋圭为爱做三的雷文
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13 Jul 2026
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Dr. Choi Said He Wants a Baby by Bingsoosoobin
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
17 Sep 2025
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And suddenly, word spread like forest fire through the halls of Crown Maternity Hospital: The new omega obstetrician has somehow successfully baby trapped the golden boy of neonatology in just four months.
Beomgyu: I swear to god it wasn't intentional
Soobin: ...
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