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After that first night where Robert comforted Waterboy in the janitor's closet, Robert finds himself in that room with Waterboy more often than anticipated. Somewhere along the line amicable affection turns into something much deeper.
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“We have a…situation,” she explains cautiously, gesturing toward the still-closed door. “We found a group of children.”
“Children?” Robert echoes. “Have you notified the parents?”
“Yeah…” Her nose wrinkles into a worried expression he’s never seen on her face before. It’s as if she’s trying to find a way to tactfully work around what she’s going to say next, which Robert takes as a bad sign for worse news.
Oh, yeah. Now, he’s genuinely worried.
“...And?”
“Well…” Mandy says slowly. She hesitates, as if picking several different ways to phrase the unthinkable before settling with: “They, uh. They named you.”
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In which the multiverse has a little hiccup, which results in Robert Robertson having to take care of his children from alternate lives and send them home.
This will be easy. Right? Right...
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- Part 1 of baby fever AU
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“I think I would like to breed.”
Robert is so focused on his work that it doesn’t even register that the words have just come out of the mouth of America’s heartthrob and the superhero known as Phenomaman until it occurs to him that the entire office has gone quiet. Robert processes what he's heard and turns around to join them in staring at Phenomaman, lacking any other option in the face of what he's just said.
Mistaking their shock, Phenomaman looks around at the faces gazing at him in utter confusion and continues pleasantly, “Actually, I would like to be bred. Is that not a more accurate Earth phrase?”