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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    04 Mar 2023

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    Peter definitely didn't ask for a crazy man to become his mentor. Not even a little bit. He doesn't hate it, though.

    This story picks up at the exact moment that Spider-Man: Far from Home ends.

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    18 Jan 2023

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    “Yeah, c’mon, you’re like a mystery when it comes to dating. Who’s out here tryna get into Munson’s pants. The world would like to know.”

    Eddie laughs and shakes his head taking the cigarette back from Steve.

    “Oh so this is worldwide news? Is it international too? The people are eager to know who’s sucking me off in exchange for weed?”

    Or Steve has a massive crush on Eddie it makes him look stupid.

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    19 Aug 2022

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    No upside down, everyone is alive. Wayne Munson owns a dude ranch in Wyoming and his nephew Eddie helps him run it. When Steve’s parents hear from a nosy neighbor that they spotted Steve kissing a boy goodbye on the front porch one morning, his father sends him away to work on the ranch, hoping to make him a 'real man.' Eddie remembers Steve from freshman year at Hawkins high—before Eddie moved to live with his uncle—and he kind of enjoys watching Steve struggle with the transition to ranch life. Steve is furious about his parents sending him off like a child, and is worried about how his dad will deal with him when he gets back. He's also intrigued by the dark haired boy showing him the ropes on the ranch.

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    17 Aug 2022

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    “Almost there!” Steve yells.

    He’s a few yards ahead of them, still lighting up the path and pushing low hanging branches out of the way.

    “He’s a good guy, you know,” Robin says as if she can sense his hesitance. “I know what he was like in high school, but he’s different now.”

    “Sure.” Eddie doesn’t know what else to say.

    “Surprisingly progressive.” Robin lowers her voice so Steve can’t hear her. “Really accepting of a lot of things.”

    Eddie frowns. He can’t see Robin’s expression in the dark, but he sure wishes he could.

     

    Eddie opens up to Robin and Steve after the dust of their latest misadventure in the Upside Down has settled. Him and Robin get on like a house on fire and Steve proves to be surprisingly understanding of his ever growing anxiety. Part of him still can’t believe he was so wrong about Steve. Hell, he’s even completely cool with the fact that Robin’s a lesbian.

    Now he just has to keep his own stupid feelings in check. Because as flirty as Steve may seem, he is definitely straight. One hundred percent.

    Or; Eddie is oblivious, Steve is definitely flirting and Robin is losing her mind.

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    09 Aug 2022