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Long Way to Lake Auburn or: Ray Garraty’s guide on how to NOT shoot your first ever feature film by sixhitsofmyblunt
Fandoms: The Long Walk (Movie 2025)
24 Oct 2025
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Ray Garraty met Pete McVries and had to immediately put him in his movie. Except, he met Pete McVries three weeks before production. So he did something stupid and impulsive, like throwing the original script in the trash and throwing his crew under the bus (but only a little). Surely that wouldn’t create tensions on set. Surely.
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Pocket Lint by sixhitsofmyblunt
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
24 May 2025
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“What are you up to?” He asked, accusatory.
“Chores.”
“At three in the morning?”
“Oh, is it that late?”
Walker strode over, standing less than five feet away from Bob. The expression on his face was conflicted, but mostly confused. Or maybe Bob was confused. The wine left a warmth in his body and a buzz in his brain that put some extraordinarily sultry thoughts in his head. Mainly things like, Walker is in his pajamas. Walker is in his pajamas and I’m pretty sure I can see his dick print. Holy shit.
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Be My Beanie Baby (Do Your Practice Tattoos on Me) by sixhitsofmyblunt
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
13 May 2023
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“I’m actually not allowed to talk to you,” Minori looked around, to see the wedding planner being busy with something else and not looking her way at all. She let out a little sigh of relief at that. “Except for, you know. The usual-” She mimed a tray on her hand and leaned down, “Would you like some champagne, Miss?”
The woman giggled, “What’s your name?”
“Minori, what about you?”
“Haruka,” When she spoke those words Minori went rigid. She looked over the woman in front of her again and swallowed. Could it be-?
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star trippin baby by sixhitsofmyblunt
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
27 Mar 2023
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Three truth’s and a lie:
1. Haruka and Shiho are pretty good friends. They’re in the same class and share similar interests. They get along very well
2. Shiho invited Haruka to a party once, someone’s birthday, if i recall correctly. She introduced her to a few seniors who are relatively popular in the school, and also her older sister, Shizuku.
3. Shizuku is beautiful and funny. The best way someone could describe her is a “nice girl”. She’s catholic, which is unusual for someone Japanese. But Haruka doesn’t really mind, since Shiho is too. Shizuku has good music taste and a beautiful singing voice. She also has a boyfriend.
4. Haruka is not (and i mean at all, like absolutely, like seriously it would’ve been ridiculous if she was) falling for Shizuku. -
Happy Flower, Sunflower by sixhitsofmyblunt
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
25 Dec 2022
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The sun is scorching, even for a spring day. By the state of the shadows, Akito assumes it’s noon. He looks up, not expecting to see the most beautiful pair of eyes looking back at him from above.
No, it was not God. It was the prince.
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Teru lost all of his connections after high school. Ten years later, Mob re-enters his life.
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04 Jun 2023
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“Go, Mob, melt it!” screeches Reigen, and Mob extends his hand, already coated with the swirling blue discs of his aura. Only-
Only he can’t exorcise the spirit, because there isn’t one, and the boy is staring at him with wide blue eyes. His hand is glowing the same yellow as the basket.
(in which Teruki meets Mob much, much earlier.)
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- Part 1 of Point of Divergence
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22 Jun 2022
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first love, late spring by cityboys for okkotsu
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Mar 2021
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All it takes to ruin the careful equilibrium of a non-relationship is a handmade cup, a pixelated screenshot, and Megumi's family.
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22 Nov 2021
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Beatrice Didn't Sink by nevereverever
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
18 Mar 2019
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The Baudelaire Siblings had enough bad luck to last a lifetime, so maybe it was time some things started to turn for the better.
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In which I write my kids a happy ending
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10 May 2020
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The Unfortunate Chronicles of Narnia by HellRyder
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia (Movies), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
07 Sep 2021
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In a land called Narnia, there is trouble. For one hundred years, the land has been cursed by an evil Fire Warlock named Olaf. He has gained control of the kingdom, and makes the land so swelteringly hot that it has become a desolate and barren place. He kills anyone who dares stand in his way, and so none do. Not outwardly, anyway (as is the same across all dimensions, VFD does its best work in secret).
However, there is a well known prophecy that promises Count Olaf’s defeat:When a hero times three can find these lands,
A century of fire will be put out.
Beware, for only by one of the trio’s hands
Will come the end of the evil Count.Meanwhile, in another dimension, the Baudelaire orphans have finally left the Island, bringing young Beatrice II with them. They have been reunited with the Quagmire triplets, and have all been placed under the care of the Professor until Violet comes of age and can use the Baudelaire fortune to take care of the children herself. Left mostly alone to wander the Professor’s estate, there are many discoveries waiting to be unveiled by seven adventurous children
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07 May 2020