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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Richie and Eddie, on a drunken night out, stumble into a sex shop “as a joke”.

    It’s so funny, and god, Richie loves things that are funny. So funny in fact, that the incident lingers on his mind, going on two weeks later. There’s just one bit that Richie can’t get out of his head, one bit that’s becoming rapidly less funny as he thinks on it more.

    The fact that Eddie bought a dildo. “As a joke”.

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    13 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Michelle, Jal and Cassie need a fourth girl to get free drinks at a bar downtown. Seeing as there's only three of them, they decide Sid is the most passable male friend they have– he agrees, just as long as no one tells Tony.

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    22 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    It’s almost too perfect, and Richie puts up a mental block and doesn’t think about it as he goes in the closet, puts on the lacy black bra, panties, and garters. Doesn’t think about it as he gets dressed in the gray shirt and black pants and a pair of overpriced sneakers.

    He does begin to think about it while he’s gelling his hair in the bathroom mirror, because the lace actually feels really good on his skin. A horrifying rush of fear hits as he looks at his usual bland reflection in the mirror— he’s going to be onstage with it on. On camera.

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    Richie has to re-do his comedy special taping, and he decides to spice it up a bit.

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    12 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    A rewrite of a story I published back in 2017.

    Richie Tozier’s senior year isn’t going the way he planned, and he's struggling to stay afloat. His best friend won’t talk to him, his home life’s a mess, and he's certainly not winning any awards for his taste in boys. Worst of all, he's carrying a secret- one that's got its claws around his neck, threatening to pull him under.

    Can his friends reach him before he slips under the surface for good?

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    06 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Richie Tozier, at the ripe old age of forty, is not used to having friends.

    At least, he wasn’t. 

    He used to know these people like the back of his hand, but adulthood has changed them. He recognizes their mannerisms and their memories, flooding back now with abandon, but not who they’ve become. Richie’s sure he’s changed, too; in fact, he knows he has. None of these people know what kind of life he’s led, and he feels like he’s got about a million years of stories worth catching up on for them, too. 

    But he’s never been more willing to try.

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    Or: Richie fucks everyone. Eddie gets mad.

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    31 Oct 2025

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